Bag moja who says No

Hapa my gikuyu penis haitoboi

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This one is supposed to come see the kid today, but I know she won't because she's crashing out. So I'll just take the kids to the mall, hangout, keep receipts and parking ticket, then file for contempt of court. I will not allow any deadbeat BM in my fold.

If someone ever told me I'm becoming the 'Karen Nyamu version' of anything I'm afraid that would be my 13th reason.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.

President William Ruto has promised to launch construction of a new expressway along the Thika Superhighway in October 2026, as the government seeks to tackle persistent traffic congestion between Thika and Nairobi. Ruto first announced the project in February, saying the 60-kilometre expressway would run from Thika to Museum Hill in Nairobi, similar to the existing JKIA Westlands Expressway. He said construction would begin in September, but in May he revised the timeline, saying the designs were being finalised and that he would launch the project in October.

Mahali napatana na gathara mwaki ata kama ni kwa hawker i will stare man. It's not looking good.

Uhuru Kenyatta's war on corruption will NEVER be taken seriously so long as William Ruto remains Deputy President.

For my birthday tomorrow nataka kuenda kwa karanja nikule sahani mbili then go home and wait for the weekend But njia ya kufika huko sikumbuki aki

Kenya has confirmed its first imported case of Ebola virus disease in Nairobi. The patient, who had travelled from the Democratic Republic of Congo via Uganda, has since died, according to the Ministry of Health.