🇺🇸🇺🇸 Rule #1: if you’re MAGA, eat my dog shit before replying. Rule #2: refer back to rule #1. Rule #3: I don’t pay Elmo for a fucking blue checkmark.

Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
Trump’s lost it completely
We are signing a complete healthcare plan in 2 weeks. The War in Iran is over. Your electricity bill will be halved, 2 dollar p/g gasoline, no tax on tips, overtime, SS I could go on and on and on.
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
Here’s Tommy Tumblingville 🤣
Replying to @LePapillonBlu2
Version with the music.
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
Wait until Trump is dead and it’s finally revealed his two presidencies were from rigged fixed elections.
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
Yes
After he’s dead, we’re gonna find out that the man who ruined our country was never actually elected, aren’t we?
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
A+ tweet
Why are the grocery prices blurred out?
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
Want to know how we know Trump knows the economy is trash. Because he’s still blaming Biden for it. If the Economy was good, he’d be taking credit.
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
Trump is in Alabama tonight attempting to taking credit for the new bridge being built there. The funding for the bridge came from Joe Biden’s infrastructure bill. The same bill that Tommy tuberville voted against. I tell ya, these goddamn republicans ain’t bout shit.
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
Reporter: "What do you say to those who are struggling to afford gas, groceries, diesel?" Trump: You're losers. It's the greatest. If you're struggling in this economy, you're a loser. There's your midterm messaging from the GOP
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
You know what really pisses people off who are struggling to make ends meet? When you repeatedly lie to them. November is coming.
Q: What do you say to those who are struggling to afford gas, groceries, diesel? Trump: We have the greatest economy in the history of our country
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
"This is a big miss. Big, big miss" 77 million people voted to hurt themselves and their families and the rest of us.
CNBC on the September jobs report: "A bit of a disappointment. Expecting 90,000, comes in at 29,000. And we see two month revisions down 60,000 ... average hourly earnings -- this is a big miss. Big, big miss. We were expecting up three tenth. This comes in at one tenth."
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
Anyone who tries to undermine our election will be STOPPED. Americans will not be silenced. Get out there and VOTE.
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
The polls said Hillary would beat Trump. Don't trust the goddamn polls. Vote and encourage everyone you know to vote.
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
Joe Biden was objectively a better President than Donald Trump. Days with gas above $4/gallon: 🔵Biden (4 years): 151 🔴Trump (18 months): 165 Jobs added through 18 months: 🔵Biden: 6,000,000 🔴Trump: 800,000 Average mortgage rates: 🔵Biden: 5.5% 🔴Trump: 6.7% Unemployment rate: 🔵Biden: 4% 🔴Trump: 4.4% GDP growth (annualized): 🔵 Biden: 3.6% 🔴 Trump: 2.5% Manufacturing jobs added: 🔵 Biden: 400,000 🔴 Trump: -35,000 (loss)
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
🚨 #BREAKING: Anonymous White House staff are saying Trump is regretting the decision to strike Iran for Israel, having assumed being a wartime president would result in the 80%+ approval ratings GWB received. He now feels stuck, with approval ratings at 29% and rapidly falling.
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
How do you defeat a president who’s trying to sabotage the midterms? 1. Use drop boxes. 2. Vote EARLY in person. 3. If mailing in your ballot, put it in the mail AT LEAST two weeks before Election Day. 4. Vote in person on Election Day. 5. Share these instructions with everyone you know.
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
let's get it done
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
Is there too much of a reliance on data? "If you watch the game," Contreras said. "If you watch the game."
Willson Contreras: "There is a lot of things to get better at in each area of the game... You have to do a lot of different stuff. It's not enough when you have talent or you have data or you have computers telling you what to do, because this is baseball. The data is here to help us but at the end of the day, you need experience and veteran guys, too, to win games. There's a lot of stuff I would like to say but I'll state it like that."
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
I’ll remember the 2026 Red Sox as being a team that was good for about a month and change that was it. What an absolutely pathetic and embarrassing series.
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
It is clear that Democrats are set to sweep control of Congress in free and fair elections. It is also clear that Trump and the GOP are working to make sure the elections are not free and fair. I founded Democracy Docket to help you fight back. demdock.com/4wbp1va
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Cooper Stanley 🇺🇸 retweeted
No thank you.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer tells Politico he is running for re-election as Democratic leader “I am running for re-election for leader, period.”
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