Space politician. ‘’Face of the Establishment’. Sane.
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I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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I don't need £5 million gifts. But if you enjoy what I do, you can bung me a trio of affordable croissants (£3) or a Ferrari at ko-fi.com/countbinface.
I'll do a separate crowdfunder for political campaigns, but l've reopened this just for little old me. Much luv, CB x
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Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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While no one in Vegas had heard of Andy Burnham, everyone knew about Count Binface.
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At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
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RT @pyroc1astic: found this absolute beauty whilst out and about. whoever painted this, kudos to you. amazing work!! #countbinface https://…
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I just ran on this policy in an election and held Farage to a Count. You guys spent the summer on the log flume at Chessington.
Triggering a vanity by-election was a blatant attempt by Farage to dodge being held to account.
Our ‘Clacton Clause’ would stop a stunt like this being pulled ever again.
A sitting MP under investigation should never be able to weaponise a by-election into a taxpayer funded attempt to escape scrutiny.
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