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I might make this my new bio. Trolling perfection.
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Definitely Not Allen Covert retweeted
Sharon Stone has urged Sydney Sweeney to "take responsibility" for her recent ad controversy. Also Sharon Stone:
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RT @TheJewishAlly: Brooklyn, New York | September 23, 2026 Eric Avrutov, 31, was caught on surveillance video beating a 66-year-old rabbi…
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🚨WOW!!! A father was filmed walking his little daughter to school... …armed with a pistol-grip firearm and a long magazine. And half the internet immediately treated HIM like the threat. Not the people who have been attacking kids. Not the repeat offenders walking free. Not the school that can’t even keep the front door locked. HIM. A dad. Holding his daughter’s hand. Carrying a gun. They zoomed in on the grip. They zoomed in on the magazine. They wrote the same script they always write: “This is terrifying.” “This is not normal.” “No child should have to see that.” Here’s what they will never say out loud: That little girl is walking to school in a country where fathers have watched other fathers bury their children. Where “gun-free zones” keep getting turned into hunting grounds. Where the people screaming the loudest about “safety” have spent years emptying the jails and lecturing the rest of us about “root causes.” So a dad looked at that world… and decided his daughter was not going to be the next statistic. That’s not “extremism.” That’s fatherhood. You can hate the look of the gun. You can argue about the magazine. You can say he should have carried something smaller, quieter, more polite. Fine. But do not sit there and pretend the most shocking part of that video is a man protecting his child. The shocking part is that so many people saw a father doing his job… and their first instinct was to protect the CAMERA from him. A country that shames the dad walking his daughter to school, and shrugs at the monsters waiting down the street, has lost its mind. That little girl gets to go to class today because her father refused to outsource her life to a slogan. GOD BLESS that dad. 🇺🇸
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Definitely Not Allen Covert retweeted
"Barack Obama just said if you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better." Trump: "I love women, I think they're great, but what a ridiculous statement that is." 😭
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England is officially a Police State.
A political party that is legally registered is entitled to canvass voters. Stand Up to Racism is boasts about stopping that from happening and treating it as a win. That is not protest. That is a private group appointing itself the filter for who is allowed to participate in an election. Once you accept that some parties can be physically driven off the streets because you have labelled them fascist, you have abandoned the principle that voters, not activists, decide. Democracy does not work if only the approved sides get to speak.
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The left supports this.
A compilation of the Islamic Republic mass executing their own people. It would be a shame if this went viral.
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Definitely Not Allen Covert retweeted
"Natalie Harp is wearing an unusually short skirt around Donald Trump as I feverishly masturbate to her."
Aaron Rupar is so creepy.
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I live in Texas half the time, and I don’t need your permission to be here or to participate in my adopted state. It’s a nice distraction for you, but I’m not going to play it. The fact is that you’re sad because you were humiliated by your rejection and now you and your ilk are refusing to back the team because you got picked last. You wanna take your ball and go home and it shows a lack of character unbefitting of a Texan. Seethe.
You keep saying “we” as if you have anything to do with what is going on in Texas. If you knew anything about building and sustaining Republican coalitions, maybe your home state of California wouldn’t be under permanent Dem control 🤷‍♂️ Try working on your own state, bud
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What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.
Made with AI
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“Outside fire” is a polite way of saying homeless drug addicts burned up an RV and multiple structures. This is all of LA if defund the police Nithya is Mayor.
An outside fire spread to multiple structures in Los Angeles’ Westlake neighborhood Saturday afternoon, injuring a firefighter and prompting a large response from the Los Angeles Fire Department. ktla.com/news/local-news/fir…
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🚨NEW: The BBC has launched an urgent review after it emerged the 53 people it reported as "journalists" killed in Gaza have since been claimed as terrorists by Hamas and other groups
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I’m just trying to do something yoga and some comedy, doodzzzz. If you’re in Austin, come out to @comedymothrship. Still a few tickets left for Sunday.
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Calling bullshit on all of this.
CNN reports Trump is so worried about Democrats winning the election that his "outside advisors" are telling him to declare martial law. Scary shit and we need to be ready.
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I watched this live in an apartment full of Mets fans at NYU. it was insane. Watching it now I was still tense.
1986 World Series. Bottom of the 10th Vin Scully on the call
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Yes, yes, exactly, I expect all Republicans to support the Republican ticket in the general, even if they lost a tough primary. I don’t expect them to be a little bitches like John Cornyn. I expect them to vote the ticket and actively support it even though they didn’t get their way just like we vote the ticket and actively support it when we don’t get our way. You have correctly, assess my position.
Oooooooh I get it. You want the people you slander as RINOs to give you votes, money, support, and silence when you nominate horrible candidates But they don’t get to hold office or have any actual influence. Got it. With conservatives like you, no wonder CA is so blue.
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This how long they have been lying about us.
Oh look S.E. Cupp is lecturing again about decency. Remember when she lectured about the indecency of the Covington kids (hoax)? That was awesome.
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I made a cameo on SNL once.
Melissa Villaseñor k!lled that Bobby Boucher impression. Adam Sandler family
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More now than ever, it’s not about voting FOR anyone. It’s about voting AGAINST something.
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The fact you were a general is why Pete Hegseth is so important.
I say this as a retired Brigadier General with 30 years of service: Pete Hegseth is an unqualified frat boy.
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I will be the Senator for Michigan. Abdul wants to be the Senator for Palestine.
Does El-Sayed ever talk about Michigan? Everything I see is Israel, Palestine, Israel, Palestine, Bill Maher (who is Jewish), Palestine. And so much national media, not Michigan outlets.
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