You could call me a pound puppy, a mutt, an accident waiting to happen. But YOU would be WRONG.I’m a giant in a world of pee-ons!

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EXPOSED 🚨 Department of Education is laundering money back to the Democrat Party “This is why Democrats are losing their minds over Elon Musk. It's all about money” Rep Harriet Hageman “The Federal Department of Education spends it as a budget of about $280 billion a year. Less than 25% goes to educating our students. So where does the other $220 billion go? It goes to a bureaucracy, it goes to a consultant, and that consultant then donates money BACK TO DEMOCRATS, and then it goes to a different consultant, and then it goes to an NGO. I mean, IT IS MONEY LAUNDERING and money churning at its absolute best.” “Is the DOGE Program targeted at these bureaucrats?” “Yes”
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🚨 BREAKING: In an incredible moment, Sec. Marco Rubio just WALKED OUT in front of the Acropolis in Athens, Greece to demand a resurgence of Western Civilization values and against mass 3rd world migration And he's doing it at the BIRTHPLACE of the West. Inject this into my veins. 🔥🔥 "The imagination of the western world. GENERATIONS of our statesmen...have looked to [Acropolis] with wonder, with awe." "2.5 centuries after the founding of the American Republic...I stand here today as a Secretary of State of that republic...I stand here to testify to a debt that no lapse of time, no distance of space can ever extinguish." "The history of America, of my country, is covered with the fingerprints of antiquity. Greece is literally carved into the architecture of our government." This speech is pure gold.
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🚨 HOLY CRAP. In California alone, since Trump's Big Beautiful Bill became law, roughly 244,000 THOUSAND noncitizens and illegal aliens have DISENROLLED from Medi-Cal taxpayer welfare programs — Mother Jones Hold on...we were paying for THAT MANY NONCITIZENS?! 🤯 Gavin Newsom spent YEARS handing free taxpayer health care to illegal aliens The magnet is shutting off! American taxpayers should never have been footing the bill for illegal aliens' health care in the first place, PERIOD The purge is working just as planned. I voted for this! 🔥
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A perfect depiction of Leftists ignoring the absolute shithole their open border policies create.
The most French thing I’ve ever seen
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This guys correction on the Trump "San Diego/Los Angeles" tweet has over 200k views. Good on him. Most people would have left their misleading post up because it's one HELL of a dopamine hit. Yes, in 2026 you shouldn't be falling for this stuff anymore, but kudos to the people with even an ounce of nuance left in their brain.
Deleted post griping about what Trump said about Los Angeles and San Diego being nuked by Iran. Now that I've seen the clip, it was clear that he simply wasn't speaking clearly, that he was WARNING that this could happen, not wishing for it. I apologize.
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🔥🚨 JUST IN — Disgraced Sen. Thom Tillis just CONFIRMED that the RINO establishment of the Republican Party is BLOCKING the end of the filibuster to progress President Trump's agenda. TILLIS: "He[McConnell] immediately jumped to, 'What are we going to do to help Ukraine? What are we going to do to save the Senate and keep the filibuster?'” Tillis said the quiet part out loud. The establishment's first instinct is to save the filibuster and save Ukraine, in that order, and call it protecting the Senate. Protecting it from what? From the agenda they were elected to pass. The filibuster stays up because they want to stall. Tillis just admitted their priorities ARE NOT aligned with the American people.
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🚨 BOOM! House Republicans are now moving toward EXPELLING Ilhan Omar from Congress REP. BYRON DONALDS: “If Ilhan Omar is not a naturalized citizen, she is ineligible to serve in Congress.” “If Ilhan Omar is ineligible to serve in Congress, she must be removed from Congress. It's that simple.” “Noncitizens have no business serving as elected representatives in our federal government.” 🔥💯
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Galveston TX, Houma LA, Brownsville TX, and now Sparrows Point MD. Four new or reopened shipyards in America. President Trump is proving it can be done. The momentum continues.
.@POTUS announces construction of the largest new shipyard in the United States since WWII at Sparrows Point in Maryland — with @anduriltech's $3.7B investment alongside the Navy's $2.9B contribution.
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after a Washington mother wrecked her car, got out and attacked her own CHILDREN WITH A KNIFE... ...then 2 United States SOLDIERS who happened to be passing by jumped out, TACKLED HER TO THE GROUND, AND TOOK THE KNIFE!!!! The girls are 9 and 15 years old. On Monday morning, just before 9 a.m., she was heading south on I-5 near DuPont. Troopers say she was driving erratically and she hit the left barrier, swerved across the freeway to the right shoulder, swerved BACK left and slammed into a SEMI TRUCK, and hit the barrier AGAIN. Then the SUV rolled over MULTIPLE TIMES. Somehow, all three of them climbed out. Then, according to witnesses, that's when she pulled a KNIFE on the two girls. But two uniformed JBLM soldiers were driving by, they didn't film it, they didn't keep driving. They pulled over and RAN TOWARD IT. They tackled her to the ground and TOOK THE KNIFE out of her hand. The 9-year-old girl was hurt badly, with BROKEN BONES and a ST*B WOUND. The 15-year-old thankfully has no serious injuries. Both girls are in stable condition. Thank God. The WSP sergeant on the case said that if those soldiers hadn't stepped in, "we can assume the worst." Troopers say she'll be booked on suspicion of DUI, vehicular assault, and FIRST-DEGREE ASSAULT once she's released. Please pray for that little girl. And thank God for those two soldiers. WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
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I’m a 39 year old lesbian voting straight Republican in NY 🇺🇸🗽 Keep it going
I am a 48 year old black man who will be voting Republican up and down the ballot in Florida.
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Meanwhile, at the pumps...
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There's a new virus every 6 years... It's one big ritual...
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Sophie Cunningham sent a bold, truthful message at the Mizzou vs Florida game with her hat The side said “No Cis, just..” The front: “Woman” Now The Athletic/New York Times are calling for the Fever to get rid of her... We need more bold, female athletes like Cunningham.
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This is how easy it is to xerox an authentic ballot at a regular print shop from across the street, or change the voter's name and selections on the ballot to create a "new" ballot and enter it back into the ES&S election machine to be counted to steal an election. Now imagine a sophisticated operation at scale producing fraudulent ballots, with compromised election workers...
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You have to read 13 paragraphs in to learn that they hitched a ride on Elon Musk’s rocket.
Days after launch, Canadian company’s first satellite is working well in orbit ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/article/…
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Steve Hilton exposes $11 BILLION being spent by California taxpayers on citizens of other countries Do you think the average voter knows this ?
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Any double standard that says men are responsible for their behavior even while intoxicated but that women are absolved from theirs when intoxicated is sexist, anti-woman garbage. And blaming Trump for the Cornell orgy is just abject stupidity. Yet somehow, NYT columnist Michelle Cottle manages to spew both in one breath.
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The Biden regime lost track of nearly 100,000 migrant children but managed to carefully map the movements of 16 year old Barron Trump.
Biden FBI tracked Melania and Barron Trump's travel - and even tapped Susie Wiles phone, documents show trib.al/bd61gqR
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It's very funny how Democrats seamlessly shift from saying that their policies don't encourage illegal immigration to openly bragging about their plans to encourage illegal immigration
Sen. Chuck Schumer: “Our ultimate goal” is to give every illegal alien citizenship.
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France is giving Canadians a front row seat to what it means to be part of the EU with their mandatory migration and immigration quotas. Mark Carney is pushing this for Canada. Why would Canadians support this?
🚨BREAKING: Paris, France currently looks like a warzone as the city is being overtaken by Pro-Palestine terrorists
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