Well… here it is. 👀 I’ve kept one part of XRATED quiet from the beginning. Not because I was hiding. Not because I wanted some dramatic reveal. But now, here it is. Time to tell you who built the timeline’s most unhinged mirror. ❌😂

GM 💛 Saturday feels like a side-quest kind of day. No huge mission. No pressure to save the whole kingdom. Just one or two things I actually want to do, a little space to think, and hopefully an idea that comes out of nowhere. Some of the best things start when you’re not trying so hard to make them happen. Let’s see what today brings. 🪄

GN 💛 Friday night reminder: You’re allowed to stop. Not because everything is finished. Not because the to-do list magically disappeared. Not because you finally “earned” it. Just because you’re tired. The ideas will still be there tomorrow. Hopefully. If not, I’m blaming the timeline goblins. 😂✨

At 9AM EST today somebody abused a bug in Payment Processor V2 to steal 10 Meebits, 50 Otherdeeds, 10 WoW, and 235 Desperate Apewives. It wasn't until over 12 hours later that somebody reported it to me, and upon digging in I realized that a great many NFTs were subject to the same exploit. I got in touch with the team over at LimitBreak and they quickly paused Payment Processor V3, which was subject to the same exploit. Unfortunately, V2 was not pausable, so the only path towards protecting affected assets was to run a whitehat operation. Similarly, V3 on ApeChain is temporarily in a state where it cannot be paused, so ApeChain assets approved to V3 needed to be saved as well. All in all, we rescued 23,155 NFTs worth north of $5.7M USD. We later discovered that a similar exploit could be used in reverse to steal WETH. 660 WETH was at risk, which we unfortunately were not fast enough to recover. Apologies to those affected. Shout out to @Boomskite for flagging the initial exploit tx to me, and @coffeedev @0xjustadev and @whiteoakkong for acting quickly and assisting with the recovery. All NFTs are safely relocated. Soon, owners will be able claim them back after revoking the exploitable approvals. Addresses to revoke below.

GM TGIF. It’s a late one 😅 but hope all you beauties are having an amazing day. It’s great seeing people come back to X, but remember to stay out of the drama 😆 What have you all got planned for the weekend?

I want to find Hollowmere a new home 💀 So we're simplifying the @DedGorgez raffle: Sweep 1 = 1 entry Sweep 5 = 7 Sweep 10 = 15 Sacrifices earn bonus entries & sacrifice 4 to earn an Unrevealed DDG 65/250 then we draw the 1/1 Umbra Full details in Discord 👀

GM CT ❌ Friday has spawned. Terms & conditions apply: Do not believe every “easy win.” Do not open X “for two minutes.” Do not mistake three green candles for divine intervention. Do not let one reply drag you into a dissertation before breakfast. XRATED Friday objective: protect the vibe, protect the wallet, and somehow make it to the weekend without becoming a screenshot. ☕💀

REVOKE APPROVALS TO THESE ASAP: Payment Processor V2 on Ethereum: 0x9A1D00bEd7CD04BCDA516d721A596eb22Aac6834 Payment Processor V3 on ApeChain: 0x9a1D00000000fC540e2000560054812452eB5366 use revoke.cash or similar.

GN 💛 Closing the day with a reminder I probably need myself: You don’t have to squeeze something meaningful out of every hour. Some nights are for ideas. Some are for building. Some are for absolutely nothing useful at all. Rest isn’t wasted time. Tomorrow’s creativity needs somewhere to come from. GN, timeline. ✨

ART OF THE SQUEEZE: STONKBROKERS W/ OXSIMPLEFARMER nitter.net/i/spaces/1OxwbnVPOZLJB

Today’s mood: Hungry for progress. Thirsty for creativity. Slightly dehydrated from staring at a screen for too long 🥴😅 But seriously, there’s something exciting about knowing there are still ideas you haven’t had yet. Projects you haven’t started. People you haven’t met. Things you haven’t made. The story isn’t finished. That’s a pretty good reason to keep going. Here’s a lil few years throw back for ya😆

Some collect diamonds. Some create them. I apparently do both… then put one in a builder’s hat and send it onto the timeline. 💎😂 Diamond collector. Diamond creator. Always building. #NewProfilePic

GN 💛 Today’s spell has officially worn off. 😂 Some things moved forward. Some things stayed exactly where they were. And a few ideas have been politely told to come back tomorrow. Progress doesn’t always need a dramatic ending. Sometimes closing the laptop before you start redesigning your entire life at midnight is progress too. GN, timeline. 🪄✨

Midweek thought: Creators spend so much time looking at the finished work that we forget how ridiculous the middle usually looks. Half an idea. Seven versions. One thing accidentally deleted. Another thing somehow better because of it. 😂 Then suddenly… it clicks. The messy bit is still part of the magic. 🪄

GM 💛 Wizzy Wednesday energy today: Not waiting for motivation to magically appear. Sometimes the spell is just opening the laptop, making the first move, and letting momentum catch up later. A little courage. A little chaos. A little “let’s see what happens.” ✨