ART OF THE SQUEEZE: STONKBROKERS W/ OXSIMPLEFARMER nitter.net/i/spaces/1OxwbnVPOZLJB

The shirtless farmer origin story: not enough people watched the DeFi videos, so the hook became as naked as possible. "So when somebody tells me not to do something, it really makes me want to do it." "Not enough people were watching the videos that were about high level DeFi stuff like LPing and things like that. So I was like, well, what's the hook?" "You may be one of the first male thirst trappers out here in the trenches." Projects: @ClutchMarkets FT @OxSimpleFarmer @dutchee

Been seeing StonkBrokers all over the timeline and couldn’t tell if it was just another PFP cult. Yesterday I listened to @dutchee squeeze @OxSimpleFarmer. It’s not just jpegs. 4,444 broker NFTs. Each one has its own wallet. Protocol fees buy tokenized stocks that sit in the NFT. Interns, desks, distributions plus actual market infra on Robinhood Chain. If you’ve been scrolling past it like I was, this space is the cleanest explanation I’ve heard:

Dutchee opens the Pager: holder only rooms, paid jobs held in a smart contract, and side quests like the GTA phone. "It's not Discord, it's not Twitter, it's the broker site where you would clock in, then there's a tab called jobs or work." "If the owner of the job doesn't respond within 14 days, the smart contract automatically releases the pay to the intern that accepted the job." "It's like Elance, but with smart contracts." Projects: @ClutchMarkets FT @OxSimpleFarmer @dutchee

Well, I just listened in to @dutchee Space with @OxSimpleFarmer and @CTuska , and other legends, @OxSimpleFarmer continuing to innovate the space and @CTuska speaking about spreading the wealth and growing the ecosystem in a way we haven’t really seen before was just motivational. With that being said, I’m putting my intern to work from this moment 🫡 Intern 3044 has started 🔥🔥 I’ll be posting several posts on what I learn as I go about @ClutchMarkets . I think this could be a great starting point for new interns and new people joining the ecosystem who, just like me, are trying to understand everything that is being built. And if I misunderstood something or write about it incorrectly then a Broker can help in fixing my point. So what initially made me interested in StonkBrokers? Honestly, all the noise it was making. I kept seeing it everywhere and wanted to hop on the hype, but I didn’t really understand what it was or what everyone was so excited about. So for some of you out there who are in the same position and don’t really know what it is, let’s start from the beginning. StonkBrokers is basically an entire onchain ecosystem built around 4,444 StonkBroker NFTs on Robinhood Chain. The easiest way I understood it is that owning a Broker gives you a “seat on the floor.” Once your Broker is activated, you can choose the tokenized stocks or other assets you want, and when the ecosystem generates revenue through Clock In, that revenue is used to buy those selected assets and they go directly into your Broker’s own wallet. But StonkBrokers is much bigger than just the 4,444 NFTs. You have the Stonk Exchange, Stonklauncher, Anvil, Special Projects, liquidity tools and a lot more that I’m still learning about myself. And of course STORM, PAGER and SOLO VAULTS which were mentioned in @dutchee space🔥 And this brings us to the Interns 👨‍💼 So what exactly is a Stonk Intern? A Broker is the full seat on the floor. An Intern is the desk next to it. There are 8,888 Interns, two connected to every StonkBroker, and they were basically created as an easier way for new people to get into the ecosystem and learn how everything works. Every Intern is connected to a parent Broker and has its own wallet. The Broker can give part of its Clock In revenue to its Intern, meaning the Intern basically gets its “salary” from its parent Broker. You can then work your way up, activate different tiers, participate in Clock In, learn the different tools in the ecosystem and eventually, I guess, stop being the new guy 😂 And apparently my shift just started 🫡 Hopefully, I find my parent soon Broker 3044 soon🔥🔥🔥

Activation explained: a transferred broker deactivates, the new holder burns token to activate it, and SimpleFarmer on why that burn is the market cap. "If you sold it and bought it off of secondary, it is automatically deactivated." "Those StonkBroker tokens are either burned or used for listings, so we can get StonkBroker more places." "The reason that the market cap increased is because you contributed to the burn." Projects: @ClutchMarkets FT @OxSimpleFarmer @dutchee

SimpleFarmer explains the clock in: claim your marketing rewards, DCA into stocks, and it all lands in the wallet inside your NFT. "It's additionally a process where you get to learn about a DCA format of investing." "They don't go to your wallet, they actually go to the wallet that's controlled by your NFT." "If you have a StonkBroker and you're earning a little bit every day, as long as you hold long enough, you will eventually win." Projects: @ClutchMarkets FT @OxSimpleFarmer @dutchee

Completely agree, this project is really exciting! Listening to today’s Space cleared up so much for me. Shoutout to @Bullish_Colt for putting that video together! I've been hearing a lot about the Interns and genuinely believe this direction is going to benefit a ton of people once everyone realizes how solid the tech is. Massive props to @OxSimpleFarmer ,this isn't just revolutionary; it's breaking ground in a way so many other projects are trying to hit. Right now I’m watching from the sidelines. I’d love to CLOCK IN, but I haven't picked one up or snagged an Internship just yet... holding out until funds allow or if I get lucky enough to become an Intern! Either way, keep these Spaces going. They're insanely helpful for breaking down the tech so people can actually digest it. Easily one of the most informative Spaces I’ve tuned into, THANK YOU!

SimpleFarmer: crypto is a lake overfished by snipers, bundlers and KOLs, and the fix has to recirculate liquidity to the people. "I think a lot of us in the space in general from founders to users are kind of fed up with this endless cycle." "Comparing crypto to like a lake that is like heavily overfished by industrial fishermen." "Together we can essentially make those experiences significantly better. And long-term, if we do that with more and more people coming in, we will all be more wealthy." Projects: @ClutchMarkets FT @OxSimpleFarmer @dutchee

I’m glad I jumped in the space, really informative and such a breath of fresh air to listen to @dutchee for the first time. Definitely not gonna be my last time Clocked in 💼

Nice hearing ya on stage.🤝 Dutchee is the man 💯

Must listen, whether live or recorded

Get in here if you’re interested in the @ClutchMarkets ecosystem!!! Fantastic info being shared!! Bookmark it if you’re not available!!🙌

Niiiiice! Hell of a space by Dutchee today!

“Dad how did we make generational wealth?” “Son, you and your bloodline owe everything to one man. His name was Simple….. Simple Farmer.”

ART OF THE SQUEEZE: STONKBROKERS W/ OXSIMPLEFARMER nitter.net/i/spaces/1OxwbnVPOZLJB

You created a great atmosphere on Space, bro

Great space with @dutchee!

You're not going to want to miss this one! Clock In