What did Gaben mean by this?

Because of a near-fatal accident, I was legally dead for 2 minutes. During that time, I was stuck in the Kings Cross soul limbo, where the disheveled soul of Voldemort stuck there explained in excruciating detail every mistake I made in my life which prevented me from having this

Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG… oh, Final Fantasy 11, that's new pcgamer.com/games/mmo/have-y…

The left has absolutely no answer to this

Okay, can I get a job as a software engineer? No, we have infinite hordes of Indian H1-Bs for that. How about something in the manufacturing industry? No, we exported that to China. What about one of those new jobs the Trump administration is so proud of creating? Sorry, 94% of those are for women. What if I went to college and got another degree? We've kinda been focusing our admissions on underrepresented minorities lately. You know, the ones who make up 70ish percent of the global population. So, what exactly do you want me to do? Well, we do have one opening for a young White man. Oh? What's that? We need someone to play a lazy welfare slob in a political ad. Ummmm... okay, I guess... Here, smear this Cheeto dust on your shirt.

Since it's in the 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦, let's talk about welfare. Annual spending on major assistance programs such as Medicaid, SNAP, Section 8, etc is approximately $1.25 trillion (we have an official deficit of about $1.8 trillion). Here's that number alongside the BMI of recipients. As you can see, approximately 40% of recipients are obese with another ~30% overweight. ~70% of welfare is going to subsidize waistlines.

Good morning

Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ welfare ad, except I used the slacker they were too scared to show.

The only acceptable villain in their anti-welfare ad is a young white male gamer

Don’t forget

Truth Nuke

Everything is Paganism except for literal paganism which is actually Anglo-Protestantism

someone sent this in my agent coding gc last night and I asked opus “turn this into a video game cutscene, no image generation, code only” not bad!

Throwback to the funniest Indian video of all time.

You know... Deus Ex predicted all of this

My dear Wormwood, You still think in terms of churches and arguments. That is why you fail. The churches can be left standing. What must be spoiled is the literature that taught the young to love the Enemy before they could define Him. Narnia is one of the more irritating of those books. Children meet Aslan first as adventure and only later discover they have been handling Christ. That is dangerous. Direct attack only makes the stories more precious. So we do not ban them. We adapt them. Give the Voice to a so-called celebrated actress. Leave the mane. Leave the pronouns. Then the thing that was a male Christ-supposition becomes a prestige performance. The story remains famous; the meaning becomes negotiable. In a generation the story will still be beloved, but the beloved thing will no longer be Lewis’s Lion. It will be the version that flatters the age. That is how the Enemies literature is destroyed without the vulgarity of a bonfire. Keep the title. Change the sound. When the children hear Aslan, let them hear the present century speaking through Him. Once that habit is formed, the Enemies stories survive as brands. Their doctrine does not. Do not call it persecution. Call it interpretation. The patients prefer that word, and it does our work admirably. Your affectionate uncle, SCREWTAPE

OpenAI was hacked via the exact library mentioned in the xkcd comic hahahaha The prophecy is fulfilled

Notice how every game dev regardless of studio or genre is able to perfectly recreate Debra Wilson in every game but when it’s any other female character suddenly the technology doesn’t exist