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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
The Inn opens in October.
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Free roman storm.
Hester Peirce: mass KYC collection builds honeypots that get crypto holders phished, hacked, and physically attacked. Her answer: zero-knowledge proofs - verify without exposing anyone. Meanwhile, SDNY is retrying Roman Storm in April 2027 - on the theory that he committed a crime by NOT building one of those honeypots. The government's own expert, AnChain.AI's Philip Werlau, told the jury Tornado Cash needed a "user registry": a list of authorized users, with logins "like Gmail, Spotify." On cross he admitted it "could have collected personal identifying information." When the defense asked whether hackers target exactly such databases, prosecutors objected. Sustained. The jury never heard the answer. Surveillance is privacy. Free Roman Storm. Study the case. Read the docket. See for yourself how bad this precedent is. Make some noise. This case is a threat to every developer and every user who values privacy. The more people know, the harder it is to get away with.
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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
With English Pokemon cards going up, I think Delta Species Ditto Pokemon are so obvious. Stamped rev foils have sub 500 supply each for the most part, and only come in English. Unique ditto pokemon by popular artist Yuka Morii. They stand out in any collection. Even if you include Japanese and non stamped, the pop is still ridiculously low.
Did you know that the mutated Pokemon in Ξ΄ Delta Species is TCG-exclusive lore? Introduced in 2005, it doesn't appear in the main games, anime or manga and the story was told via the cards. *The Backstory* Deep in the Mirage Forest was a mysterious healing spot. Researchers built the village of Holon, with the Holon Research Tower in the middle, to investigate. Holon remains a TCG-only region and looks like a giant Pokeball from above. They believed Mew might be connected to the areas powers and tried to attract it by emitting powerful electromagnetic waves. The experiment went wrong. The waves radiated out and mutated local Pokemon, changing their genetics completely. The altered Pokemon came to be known as *Delta Species*. Some of them such as fully evolved Pokemon gained a secondary Metal type. Some other Pokemon (e.g. Magnemite, Voltorb) also became capable of transforming into synthetic energy, and came to be known as *Holon's Pokemon*.
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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
Payment Processor V2 on Ethereum: 0x9A1D00bEd7CD04BCDA516d721A596eb22Aac6834 Payment Processor V3 on ApeChain: 0x9a1D00000000fC540e2000560054812452eB5366 use revoke.cash or similar.
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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
a reminder as we get closer to launch everything will be preannounced well in advance there is no stealth launch, surprises, whitelist, airdrop, etc but there are many scam websites trying to steal your coins the only official domain is "papertrade.xyz"
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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
good reminder to hold tight your cash-cat:native and not fumble the simplest meme of this cycle if you think we’re still early in the bull market, this is probably the cleanest exposure to robinhood retail distribution put the cash in the cat
Reminder that WIF ranged between 90m - 500m for 70 days with multiple -50% to -70% drawdowns before breaking 500m and ultimately going much higher Do you know how many people probably fumbled generational wealth just from being impatient / constantly rotating? Hold your conviction plays. They will pay off exponentially if you can stomach the dips LONG and strong
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Grokification. Credit: @Multi_Serio_Ai
my grokification is cute
Made with AI
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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
Trailing stops are now available for perp markets. A trailing stop's trigger price follows the mark price as it moves in favor of the position. When the mark price retraces from its best level by the selected distance or percentage, it triggers a market order. For long positions, the trigger price follows the highest mark price reached since activation; for short positions, it follows the lowest. An optional activation price determines when tracking begins. Without one, tracking begins immediately at the current mark price.
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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
Instantly value any PSA, BGS (Beckett), CGC, or SGC slab image on the web with our extension. Right-click any image to scan the slab for direct links to the official grader's cert or ALT page. Check graded card prices for PokΓ©mon, One Piece, Riftbound, Dragon Ball & more.
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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
Urgent security advisory for iOS users! Install the latest iOS update immediately. Security researchers report that financially motivated attackers are now using a complete, in-the-wild exploit chain that can quietly steal cryptocurrency private keys and mnemonic seed phrases from iPhones. The reported attack begins when a target is socially engineered into opening a malicious page in Safari. That page is said to abuse a memory-corruption flaw in WebKit / JavaScriptCore to gain arbitrary read/write access from JavaScript, then bypass Pointer Authentication Codes (PAC) to run native code, break out of the WebContent sandbox, and escalate to kernel/root privileges. With that access, attackers can pull data from the device Keychain and from local crypto wallet apps. The claimed impact range is iOS 13 through iOS 26.5; that range has not been independently confirmed in full. Until more is known, treat any unpatched device as potentially exposed and update as soon as a newer build is available. Also avoid untrusted links in Safari, especially if you keep wallet keys or seed phrases on the phone.
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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
Weekly candle about to close above 2024 open A move to 120-140 makes sense Consolidation between 2024 and 2026 open, then big leg up to 200 in late Q4 or early 2027 $SOL
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Is there a site of every accounts failed promises and/or grifts ? I find myself liking an og post and then later find out their project raised and did f all.
Replying to @btcordinal
Wow, the king of abandoned collections getting his holders rekt once again. What a surprise. Guess the space needs a website with the history of every single grifter of this space so newcomers' capital can stay safe.
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Replying to @btcordinal
Wow, the king of abandoned collections getting his holders rekt once again. What a surprise. Guess the space needs a website with the history of every single grifter of this space so newcomers' capital can stay safe.
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Replying to @lex_node
You don’t fully grasp how much of your life is tracked until you’re sitting in a courtroom, watching federal prosecutors use your digital history against you, down to your most harmless Google searches. Your entire life becomes an open book, and even your most innocent actions can be twisted into something sinister. They get to tell the most damning version of your story. To tell yours in your own words, you have to take the stand.
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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
Welcome to the surveillance state, Use @torproject, use Monero (monero:native), use @mullvadnet Study the habits and capture of cyber criminals, stay vigilant, you’re next. #CyberSecurity #web3 #privacy
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The gossip is about an account you have muted.
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Kage 🟦πŸŸ₯ retweeted
Repetitive negative thinking is linked to Alzheimer’s protein buildup in the brain.
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If you do not know who or where your narrative was started, you are playing a game of hot potato.
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