Remember when the
$LINK marines thought insurance payouts would happen automatically using Chainlink oracles?
Remember when they thought those 2017 era diagrams meant Chainlink would sit between your bank account and your payouts?
Remember when they thought Tesla would adopt Chainlink to integrate into the first concepts of cybertaxi services?
Remember when they thought Oracle and SAP would integrate Chainlink into the backend of their enterprise software offerings?
Remember when they thought Arbitrum would integrate Chainlink as the sequencer and own the entire blockchain stack?
Remember when they thought Larry Fink was actually listening to Sergey on that rooftop and would “bend the knee” for Chainlink?
Remember when they thought crop insurance for Kenyan farmers was anything more than laughable bleeding heart liberal wet dreams?
Remember when they thought Sergey would be an admired businessman that rewarded them for holding Chainlink for 10 years with little to no reward?
Remember when they thought Eric Schmidt would tell all his billionaire friends to buy Chainlink at SmartCon and make them all yacht rich?
Remember when ChainlinkGod called Trump the Michael Saylor of Chainlink and he and WLFI immediately dumped all their
$LINK the first chance they got?
Remember when they thought Town crier, Mixicles, CCIP, VRF, payment abstraction, and CCID were world changing technologies that would pump
$LINK to $1000, but it topped out at $50 half a decade ago with no chance at recovering?
Remember when they thought guest speakers at SmartCon meant actual adoption by paid customers, but that they would pay in
$LINK making them the 1%, but the whole thing was a sham and they pay in fiat?
Remember when Mike Derezin got hired from LinkedIn to be COO, but he left under a year? And then Kemal left? And then Ben Chan? And then Dahlia? And Steve disappeared? And Ari? And so they all disappeared but the marines still think they’re gonna get rich?
Remember when they thought
$LINK would be worth more than
$BTC because some intern at Citibank said so?
Remember when they thought Blythe Masters would mean anything for their pockets because of a feet massage pic?
Remember when they thought USPS would integrate Chainlink into the entire US mail system?
Remember when they thought staking would mean each
$LINK staked was worth $1 a month in rewards, but then it never changed and nothing got added? And the whole thing was a ruse and they didn’t even get BUILD rewards or GMX fees?
Yeah, me neither