Finally, some good news.
According to her doctor, legendary actress Katharine Hepburn is recovering nicely from her recent illness, and they have even upgraded her condition to "decrepit."
(the audience groans and boos and resists this one, HARD)
So that's... uh... that's nice.
(the audience is still booing the joke)
What, you don't like her? You don't like Katharine Hepburn, for god's sakes?