If you're looking for dirt, check your yard...because you can't see me. 👋 Oh, and 🖕 MAGA. Step up...or shut up. Balls in your court. Make your move.
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It's spooky season.
I need to mention @DeathHouseMovie directed by @HarrisonSmith85 yet again. The cast are LEGENDS of horror.
Go find it on Prime, Apple TV, and Google TV.
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I find it interesting that @sethmeyers missed the very obvious pun in the title of @EricIdle's book "Idle in Provence: A Brief History of Thyme", as one of the 4 main ingredients in herbes de provence is thyme.
Maybe it's just because I'm a chef I caught this, I don't know.
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Then Danny Meyer, founder of Shake Shack, comes on to promote his new book, discussing how the industry has changed in the last 20 years.
You know what hasn't changed in the last 20 years? The wages at Shake Shack actually providing a living wage for employees.
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As a history and baseball geek, I appreciated the joke, @jasonbenetti. 😆
mlb.com/news/jason-benetti-h…
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Hmm...
Skynet is activated.
The United States has deployed weapons in space and will use them to defend American forces, Air Force Secretary Troy Meink said – the first public acknowledgment of such capabilities in orbit and a deliberate signal to those that pose potential threats in the domain. Meink did not provide specifics on the weapons and, when asked to expand, refused to provide additional details. cnn.it/4xZzDhw
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As a card-carrying member of Gen X, I feel we missed out on the whole Quaalude experience.
theguardian.com/society/2026…
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DM JB retweeted
I can believe the plastic-faced stooge lying with the crime boss standing over her--what I'm gobsmacked about is that anyone with a functioning brain actually BELIEVES this gibberish:
Linda McMahon: "After the Biden administration allowed schools to secretly transition students without parents' knowledge, President Trump is defending parental rights like never before"
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I blame @HarrisonSmith85 for my current obsession with finishing a screenplay.
He also gets blame for my current...research project from a couple filler lines (I don't know what else to call them) in a recent episode of High School Crimes & Misdemeanors.
Thanks dude!
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This right here. 💯 this.
Arguing about who D&D was for; the nerds or the theatre kids, is a category error
D&D was more succinctly
an outlet for anyone with a rich imagination and an escapist mindset and a desire to exercise that, delving into dungeons and finding treasure in a fantasy game world
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I watch this every year on July 30th.
Jaws got @HarrisonSmith85 into making movies...it got me into history.
#USSIndianapolis
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From a lifelong @tigers fan, thank you for the memories @JustinVerlander. When you pitched, it was always Must See JV. Hopefully the wheels give you one more start to say goodbye at Comerica.
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This is one of the many, MANY reasons we know @stoolpresidente is a fucking moron.
This was covered in 9th grade World Geography. A class where you have to fill in every country in an empty map. A class where the credit gained is a required one for graduation.
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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We see what you did, @DanhausenAD. Now PLEASE uncurse the @tigers and @Lions. Do it for your fellow Detroiters!
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No, seriously @DanhausenAD...how many human monies to uncurse both? We can raise it.
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A great statement here.
My 80s animated series is more than just "making content." When I watch these after I make them, I hope they validate a life that was worth living. Based on my book, I wanted to bring these stories to life for not just Gen X but also those that came after.
youtube.com/@HSCM85
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