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Australia 🇦🇺 New Zealand 🇳🇿 I'm coming back for An Evening of Idle Conversation.
Expect ridiculous stories,
old friends, and the absurdly unpredictable journey of building a house in France over fifty five years when it grew from a shack to a Shackeau.
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I didn’t hear of this until now perhaps cos I was tired from entertaining the audience for two hours but I will raise it with the publishers
Did the ad from where you bought tour ticket say "free book with every ticket?"
Did in Guildford, there was uproar in the entrance as the Waterstones reps were refusing to give out books. Got one on the way out after they demanded I'd paid more than £31 to get in
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Ha ha. Thanks.
Must be nice, @EricIdle, having all these people willing to give you free advice on how to live your life and conduct your business. I admire your restraint.
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Warwickshire is nice 😉 (you know that though!)… really enjoying the audiobook! Got the hardback too!
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another plug from the great @EricIdle over on his blog and here for my DI Duffy series
this series hasn't been available in the UK/Ire for a year or so because of a change of publisher but it'll be back next year w new covers & the usual good whisky, bad food & v old dad jokes
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Here's your daily reminder that Nigel Farage took a £5 million crypto bung from overseas billionaires.
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Both of them the finest and funniest I encountered on SNL
Happy belated Birthday to the Murricane. The greatest comedy leading man of our time.
So many adventures over the years. One night shooting GB2, we appropriated two fully equipped police motorcycles from the movie’s motor pool and spent an hour chasing each other around a closed Central Park with full lights and sirens. No consequences. After all, we were Ghostbusters.
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Susan Collins just voted to confirm another Trump anti-abortion judge. The third time in September. Days after claiming she’s “always been pro-choice.”
Senator Collins, you are a liar. A crook. Maine is done with you.
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"I fooled you into voting for Brexit, I fooled you into voting me into Parliament, I fooled you into thinking I was a patriot and now I'm fooling you into thinking I'm not a corrupt traitor. You people are gullible fools - send me more money"
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Bragging at my work at the library 📚 that I’ve read 53 chapters in just a week!
All the looks of astonishment I’m getting is GREAT 😊
They all think I’m reading a book by @ProfBrianCox or someone with a big 🧠
Actually it’s a book by @EricIdle 💨
audible.com/pd/B0G1QMXX4C?so…
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This is dementia.
When old dementia patients get tired they can't control their emotions.
This sick fuck needs to be removed from office before he does something the world can't recover from.
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JD Vance now being referred to as Vladmir Futon. 😀😀😀😀
BREAKING: JD Vance is reportedly pissed Europeans are all calling him “Vladimir Futon” in reference to how he always takes Russia's side in geopolitical disputes, and, of course, his rumored, forbidden sexual passion for furniture.
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CONGRATULATIONS TO TRUMP ON HIS RECORD DISAPPROVAL! MANY SAY IT'S THE BEST DISAPPROVAL THEY'VE EVER SEEN. NAZI GERMANY COULD ONLY DREAM OF DISAPPROVAL THIS BIG. EVERYONE IS ASKING HOW TRUMP DID IT. I TELL THEM, YOU CAN'T LEARN TO BE HATED. IT'S A TALENT YOU'RE BORN WITH. A GIFT.
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