I'm too sexy I seduce myself 😌

Going to someone’s house on the first meet just to use their toilet is a red flag for me. What do you mean the very day you’re coming to my house, you already want to shit? Please 😭

Most big accounts see a post and scroll past it. Quoting gives you “free” visibility so they won’t but come back to quote it when the post bangs. Mostly not because they had an opinion to add they just want the validation of adding their take to a viral post so now it gives them even more visibility. I just find it weird.

Planned engagement farming. Una papa.

This guy followed me and DMed me for PN when I followed back. I was engaging his posts but he wasn’t engaging mine. I didn’t mind because I already engage people who don’t engage me back. Eventually I had to turn off his PN because of his posting patterns, not because he wasn’t engaging back. He could make 4–6 posts in 2 minutes. It was too much, so I turned his PN off. I recently came across his post on my timeline and realized he unfollowed me. SMH.

Let that ugly man crack you

I fell in love with this quote: no matter your age, you'll always wish vou started younger, but today is the youngest you'll ever be. Start today.

Wait, y’all actually sit on their faces, or is it just a metaphor?😭

she told me she liked Halloween and scary stuff so I ghosted her

If you can see this means you’re awake. I just want to remind you that war has started

If I tell una say I get scope to live long ?

I have never really received any gifts from people before, I’m always the giver.

Girls go dey bash boys say them dey buy one cloth and trousers for 200k... Meanwhile na dem dey buy one ordinary wig for 800k 😂😭

lowkey i think some people only like you when you're easy to deal with not when you're actually yourself

i wish i didn’t have to struggle before i actually become something

Now post about Jane Done being paid off by JayZ. Post about JayZ making a fool of himself in the court for doing FRAUDULENT activities! Post about DesiRAT POST ABOUT TONY BUZZBEE not taking his foot off the Camel’s neck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nicki Minaj can’t be the only topic. i know y’all get a check to stay silent about these things. Uplift JayZ in the public so he can seem like a saint to the public & have a perfect perception to the Media while covering his disgusting acts. Same thing y’all keep calling Kenneth is THE SAME thing JayZ is! it’s all projection.

Me as a kid: I will never smoke weed Me now: turn the music down I can’t see😌