Senior Research Fellow at @ICRAR @uwanews firing lasers into space. Excited by all things #science & #scicomm.

Australia
I want a car wombat.
Australian officials have issued a reminder to shut your car doors after one wombat helped himself to several passenger seats. The notice followed complaints from visitors at a popular picnic area, where the same wombat reportedly kept climbing into parked cars while people unloaded bags or packed up lunch. At first, staff thought they were receiving several calls about one incident. Then they realized the cars were different. The passenger wasn’t. One couple waited nearly an hour before he climbed out. Another visitor said he settled into the seat before she’d even finished putting her things in the boot. Officials asked visitors to keep their doors closed and contact staff if they found an unexpected occupant. After the photos spread online, a park spokesperson clarified the situation. “He hasn’t been abandoned. He lives here. Please stop calling to say someone’s left their wombat in a car.”
Community note
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My work is situated at the intersection of the theme of this fellowship and a wildly ambitious set of outcomes
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It was so much fun to help out with Australia's first large zero-g flight experiment. Hopefully the first of many. youtu.be/OQja9BSRMl0?si=Lleb…
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So many great performances. This is one of my favourites. Vale Sir Patrick.
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Well there go my weekend plans.
Under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981, it is illegal in Britain to use a machine-gun to kill a hedgehog.
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Academic titles:
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The Australian version.
Not inaccurate
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Oh sure. Snakes and lizards are cute at the student hub, but when I release them into a classroom there's so much screaming.
Unsure who is making the decisions in the UWA student guild, but ‘reptile petting zoo for exam time mental health support’ is one hell of an initiative
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The complaints per thousand students column tells a different story...
RMIT & UNSW tie for the most complained about universities in 2025-26 to the National Student Ombudsman.
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Could be worse. First time I went to Manchester I tried to fly to London first because, as an Australian, I never thought the British would have multiple international airports in a country the size of a shopping mall.
Accidentally flying to Frankfurt Hahn is a compulsory right of passage for PhD students who didn’t have their German supervisor hovering over them while booking flights
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One of the things that AI slop is revealing about the scientific literature is how much of the non-AI stuff was slop already.
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Nothing worked yesterday either. The data we've gathered strongly suggest this trend is likely to continue.
someone I really admire said researchers should share more of the messy day-to-day instead of only the polished results so in the spirit of open science, nothing worked today.
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Now we know why there are so few German comedians.
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The CAC Avon Sabre 🇦🇺🔥26% more thrust than the F-86F, 30% greater climb rate, mad acceleration and two 30mm ADEN cannon replacing six .50 cals. Add Sidewinders and four hardpoints. Australian Sabres were absolute beasts
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All the people screeching about the Tesla Roadster flying car demo don't get it. Nobody thinks this is going to be a practical flying car sold to the mass market, and you just look like a fool debating it. Elon doesn't, Tesla doesn't, the engineers working on it don't, and any sensible public or Tesla investor doesn't. They know they aren't going to sell more than a handful or them or whatever for funsies, that's why it's literally "invite only" on the order page. There is absolutely no sensible business decision to spend 7 years working on this, they know it's going to be a negative return on investment. Heck, if they do get sold there is high likelihood it's going to get someone killed, and that's really bad for business. Just the normal rear Thrust version is probably going to kill people. But they do it anyway for the reasons this poster on the EEVblog forum said. No wonder engineers fall over themselves to work for an Elon company.
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Preferably, as little as possible.
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It's Halloween season again and as a mathematician I'm obliged to post this. I don't make the rules
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Personally I think the elephant really ties the whole room together
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