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🚨BREAKING: a prison sauce tells me @RealDannyTommo is demanding to see his mum cos he’s scared of the dark and his bed’s not comfy and he can’t stop crying and he wants to go home. More on this story as it hits rock bottom.
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It’s been a great week, reported 12 far right accounts for violent speech, threats of violence and hate speech. All have been action by X πŸ‘ It’s about time they started acting on these reports!
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DaddyNeedsCoffee πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈ 🎨 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί retweeted
" I think that this is small penis behaviour, quite frankly"
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Just when you think you couldn't laugh any harder at the Far Right, @RealDannyTommo - the bellend that filmed his own evidence for the prosecution - pleads Not Guilty and opts for trial at Crown Court! 🀣

ALT Jimmy Fallon Laughing GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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DaddyNeedsCoffee πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈ 🎨 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί retweeted
Danny Tommo has pleaded not guilty to criminal damage and to failing to disclose his phone PIN to police. He elected trial at Crown Court himself. Bail was refused, he remains in custody. Prosecutor Kevin Lucie told the court a crew member was on board the boat at the time: "You are on English territory. This is England. This is not France anymore." Tommy Robinson sat in the public gallery in support. Proceedings move to Portsmouth Crown Court on Tuesday.
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🚨BREAKING: 100s of single dads dressed in black will gather outside Portsmouth Magistrates for a candlelit vigil tonight followed by a "bit of argy-bargy with cops". A sauce tells me there will be a symbolic puncturing of inflatables: armbands, balloons etc. More as it deflates
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sports Direct reports massive leap in profits as the company diverts all stocks of black trackies and trainies to racist hotspots whilst hiking prices. A sauce described the price increases as a "twat tax". More on this story as it racially unrests.
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Charged and locked up! Great work to everyone involved in securing these charges, especially @RealDannyTommo πŸ˜‚
🚨 BREAKING: Danny Tommo has been charged with criminal damage after slashing a migrant boat in the English Channel He has been remanded in custody and will appear in court tomorrow
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The leader of the Pirates of Men’s Pants @RealDannyTommo encourages his followers to dress the same to avoid identification… He then livestreams himself sinking a boat in the channel! You couldn’t make it up! 🀣
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Reformorons reading "Destroying ships or fixed platforms or endangering their safety, criminal damage, criminal damage with intent to endanger life, and conduct endangering ships, structures or individuals under Section 58 of the Merchant Shipping Act 1995."

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Prediction: @RealDannyTommo will be advised to plead guilty to all charges levelled against him. And he will. Why does he need a Β£Hundred-Grand legal fund for that? It's a grift as old as Tommy Throbinson. I'd give him that advice for free!
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Drug-addled convicted grifter @TRobinsonNewEra has contempt for everyone, even the people who donate money they can ill-afford to fund his and @RealDannyTommo's legal defence. Watch this, he can no longer hide it. Don't be a mug, let these crooks rot.
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Tommy Throbinson and Danny Temu both arrested on the same day… Now we just need Donald Trump to take Nigel Farridge on an open-top-car tour of Dallas Texas and we *could* have a perfect week on our hands! πŸ˜ƒ
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Quick reminder for the morons: @RealDannyTommo’s silly Swiss Army knife antics in the channel didn’t stop A SINGLE MIGRANT from making it to the UK… It just got him a prison sentence 🀣
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Remember when the Far Right used to complain about levels of knife crime? @RealDannyTommo has a conviction for kidnapping a drug-dealing rival at knifepoint, and yesterday filmed himself attacking a manned boat with a knife. Yep, we need to stamp out this scourge, don’t we?
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Thinking of starting a crowdfunder to buy Danny Temu’s mum a new son. She’s not going to be seeing this one for a long time! πŸ˜†
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Remember this?
Road rage driver Joseph Hedley was in court this week pleading guilty to assault. Cyclist Iain Brown was left with a serious brain injury, including a fractured skull & bleeding on the brain. Hedley will be sentenced next month. thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/cou…
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These bellends wonder why they're not allowed to see their kids... Imagine, you're a decorator or plasterer or whatever, you get 2 or 3 wks holiday a year, and you use them to go to France to intimidate people who've survived danger that would make these "lions" shit themselves.
Live and direct In Calais right now. Early this morning we managed to prevent a group of migrants boarding a dinghy and heading for the UK! Stop the boats πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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Criminal mastermind Danny Temu, aka Captain Thugwash filming himself causing aggravated criminal damage and endangering life… and then posting the evidence online for all to see! πŸ˜†
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