former aspiring ivy league drop out (lineofscrimmage)

Neverland
we all come home eventually
On a bright Friday morning, our very own Sky 5 found the missing Zebra in Rutherford County.
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enshittification of chocolate 😖
This past Valentine’s Day, 71-year-old Brad Reese, proud grandson of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups inventor H. B. Reese, posted a scathing open letter to the manager of corporate brand and editorial at Hershey, accusing the company of unforgivably altering many Reese’s products by replacing real chocolate with compound chocolate — basically using vegetable oils instead of cocoa butter to lower costs and replacing real peanut butter with “peanut-butter-style crèmes.” “And Reese wasn’t alone in feeling like everything was getting worse,” writes Rachel Handler. “Everyone in my life I spoke to agreed that something was amiss, that Reese’s — and commercial chocolate in general — didn’t taste the way it used to.” Handler would spend the next several months tumbling down a chocolate vortex, encountering dozens of eccentric characters, all disagreeing about the fundamental question of what chocolate even is and who it should be for. “I learned that — not to sound like a LinkedIn guy — what’s going on with chocolate is a parable for the modern world. That at this particularly bleak end stage of capitalism, everything we once treasured has or will lose its essential essence and MrBeast will always be involved somehow.” For our cover story, Handler takes a deep dive into the molten belly of the chocolate world. Read it in full: nymag.visitlink.me/vKKky_
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Josh Allen is an alien
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Jd is actually asking, he needs advice on how to fix things
JD Vance: "I see what Abdul El-Sayed says about the war in Iran. I see him criticizing decisions the president has made, the military has made. But fundamentally we are where we are. In my view, I'd like to know what's Abdul El-Sayed's solution for the problem we have right now? It's easy to criticize something that happened 7 months ago."
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making the whole offense learn new terminology instead of you using existing seems... not like a great idea...
Per @JayGlazer, the #Broncos changed their offensive terminology when Davis Webb became OC in the offseason. When Sean Payton took play-calling duties back from Webb, he switched it back to his terminology. All the changing verbiage has played a role in Bo Nix’s struggles. Payton is confident Nix will be fine.
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letsfuckinggo
George Lucas' original unaltered 1977 Star Wars movie will be returning to theatres to celebrate its 50th anniversary In theatres worldwide February 19, 2027
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Cheering so hard for this kid
The stubbornness will save her life.
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normalest normal walking ever
Do you have to tap your exoskeleton to turn right?
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There’s only one man rich enough to buy an entire social media platform just to save free speech and that’s……..oh no
Larry Ellison’s TikTok has shut down the promotional account for Alex Gibney’s Elon Musk documentary. theverge.com/tech/1013453/ti…
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the incoherence will get better the next 2 years in his 80s for sure...
Trump: "I do not want to lose as your representative $90 billion for the privilege of allowing Canada to have a healthcare system and other things that they shouldn't be having"
Community note
US Census Bureau data put the US goods trade deficit with Canada at $48.3 billion in 2025, not $90 billion. That is US imports from Canada ($381.9B) minus US exports to Canada ($333.6B). For January–August 2026 the deficit was $33.7 billion. census.gov/foreign-trade/
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i'm with the date on this one. job defining who you are is boring.
asked my date what kind of work she does and she said “who gives a shit”
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all of sports twitter logging in to dunk on the dodgers
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Tucker Carlson on watching b*stiality p*rnography: "If you look at p*rnography enough or b*stiality videos all day: after a while, like, it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it. I'm not into it personally, but it's not crazy."
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lol @ Chrystia Freeland putting these on her book jacket
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Be still my beating heart
FIRST LOOK AT BRENDAN FRASER AND RACHEL WEISZ ON SET FOR THE MUMMY 4!!
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Conservatives have been in power for 51 of the last 55 years in Alberta, but of course, everything that is wrong with Alberta is the NDP's fault.
Bell: What Danielle Smith told Alberta separatists behind closed doors calgaryherald.com/opinion/co…
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Batman Beyond is really good - would definitely make a great movie
James Gunn teases that they’re open to doing a ‘BATMAN BEYOND’ film in the future. “I love Batman Beyond. So that's a great thing for the future. And I think that's something that originated in animation that could be a good movie.” (Source: Hola!USA/IG)
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ALT andrei tarkovsky GIF by Film Society of Lincoln Center

The Soviets believed all art is political, and produced seven decades of shitty art
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chat-gpt ass premise
New look at ‘EINSTEIN’, starring Matthew Gray Gubler The series follows the great grandson of Albert Einstein whose bad-boy antics end up with him having to help a local police detective solve cases of the week.
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White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia and Special Assistant to the president Natalie Harp join President Donald Trump in Marine One he arrived in Wasilla, Alaska yesterday. @POTUS @KatieZacharia
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