The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest. He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them. He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard. “It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces. Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it. “Is that… hentai?” His legs are blown smooth off. 12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold. He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget. “GG faggot” He’s killed 500 men.

“I’m worried you’re a religious extremist!” “I’m not. Are you?” “Yes!” How this went basically

At least Katie Zacharia has her career as a lawyer to fall back on.

POV: German tank commander watching a Toyota Hilux with an spg9 driving at 100mph rape an entire panzer division

lol

My kids have measles, I can’t afford diesel, I lost my job, and my country just lost a war to Iran. But at least now I can watch firing squad executions on TV.

The optics of shooting a man in a wheelchair will be so bad it almost seems like an intentional effort to turn public opinion against the death penalty.

this place whips beyond belief

Imma be so for real dude not one singular time as a junior enlisted did I ever give a flying fuck about who the secdef was or what he was up to short of memorizing it for a board

Least surprising rape apologist.

Every Republican in every red state is convinced that their state is run by a secret cabal of democrats who are the source of all wrong and that they must reelect the incumbent republicans to get rid of that cabal, which they did not do in their previous term

There’s a reason he’s an MD and not a JD

The comments are so aggressively proving my point that it borders on comedy

It's a good thing we don't use diesel for much in this country

Gas prices in Utah are up almost 30 cents in one week, and they're nearly 40 cents higher than the national average, according to AAA. @KSL5TV @KSLcom

RT @Jn81993:

americans: can we have healthcare or cheaper groceries? govt: what if we just kept changin the names of bodies of water

"Her worst belief was that there was inherent good within humans." I wish my worst beliefs were so admirable.