Howard's Cōnǝn. Not de Camp's. Not Marvel's. Not film's. Born on a battlefield; parents weren't murdered; didn't grow up a slave; black hair; blue eyes.

Northwest Cimmeria
Everything you have been told about Conan is probably wrong.
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Crom!
Our world of adventure is getting a new, 32x40-inch folded map on durable, synthetic "trail map" paper, which can be unfolded and folded repeatedly without breaking down. We also are going to make it a two-sided affair, with the central continent zoomed in on the reverse side. Stay tuned for a preorder on this new presentation of the HYPERBOREA map! Cartography by Mr. Glynn Seal!
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Upon hearing the news, HPL had a personal message for Chaosium management...
Chaosium’s own words: “not derived from a slur, but could be mistaken for one.” That is an absolutely incredible standard for rewriting a nearly century old fictional name. Sensitivity BS has become self parody.
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It is one of #Civilisation's utter ironies that people who are demonstrably stupider than the average, uneducated person in 1900 somehow feel entitled to mock educated people in 1900.
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Crom! Been remiss in my #OrbTober posting. Arantza Sestayo with the evil orbs tonight. Fight on Cimmerians.
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#MondayVibes ClassyNSexy 💋 Louisa Rain #Stunner 💥 ❤️‍🔥 Like ♥️ Repost 🔄 Follow ⬇️
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Crom! I will be #BuyingBhakashal when this is released. The Bhakashal Spellbook is literally the best AD&D supplement I've bought since 1984. I'm confident the rest of Black Dragon Can's setting and custom rules will be just as amazing. Fight on, dicebrother.
I have an announcement, I’d appreciate it if you could RT. TLDR: The Bhakashal Setting Manual and the Bhakashal Players Manual will be out by the new year. If you have any interest in my work, mark you calendars Details below
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Liberating Tolerance makes that impossible.
I can’t wait for this sort of announcement: “After 50 years, we chose not to include ‘Half’ as a distinct species concept in the 2024 PHB. But that was before we started ‘honoring the legacy.’ So please join us in celebrating the courageous return of the options we courageously removed. Half Elves and Half Orcs are back. You’re welcome.”
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So sayeth the song of my people.
#ttrpg RPG tourists are guilty of cultural appropriation, but it’s such a bad attempt that they are the Blackface of our hobby.
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Crom! Music from 1982 tonight! Anvil of Crom is sure to make an appearance! Just 6 minutes! jjacksnightsignal.com/
Come on by for THE 80's at EIGHT! jjacksnightsignal.com is where the show is! Live Terrestrial Radio! CHMM 103.5 Mackenzie! Come by tonight all songs from 1982! @ARRGETSTUFFED @MLiliane1978 @ManFirestorm @Bloodofkirby78 @DamndestBastard @RJMacready1776 @IndieLauraSDG @DKagemann
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Crom! Ridiculous skills. Respect. #OrbTober
Time line cleanse... Some belly dancing for your soul! ✨🥳✨
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Crom! Gigantic mirth for #OrbTober!
don't blame the squirrel 😂
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And nothing of value was lost.
Major Update regarding Stephen Colbert's Middle-earth movie Newly formed Skydance is hitting “pause” on the film for now. Originally, the movie was rumored to begin filming shortly after The Hunt for Gollum ended back in New Zealand. Now that Warner Bros. has officially merged with Paramount Pictures, it has hit major stumbling block. Not fully cancelled but not looking good Source: @KnightEdgeMedia
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Crom! Added to the "need" list. Reminder, if you love pulp and weird fiction and you are not following WF, you are wrong.
"The Last Continent: New Tales of Zothique", edited by John Pelan, published by ShadowLands Press in 1999. This is a dark fantasy anthology of new stories set in Clark Ashton Smith’s decadent and decaying world of Zothique, a post-cataclysmic vision of Earth’s distant future. 1/2
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Hope all my Cimmerians in France are doing ok, today. When's your next election, BTW? #Civilization
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The damndest bastard you ever met #BuyingBhakashal retweeted
I do
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The damndest bastard you ever met #BuyingBhakashal retweeted
WotC: “This isn’t a PR move.” Also WotC: handpicks 12 RPG industry professionals, compensates them as consultants, and calls it the Community Advisory Group. Sure. And a trial is totally impartial when the defendant gets to pick the jury and pays them for their time. 🙄
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