Californian. BA in American Politics from UCLA. Center-Right. Fan of Huell Howser. I Prefer Mr. Roper to Mr. Furley.

Holy shit this turns into the funniest thing ever at about the 53-second mark
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He says he was responsible for her Oscars by gaining her sympathy, and then he says her wife is ugly 😂😭
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Guys… he’s an Islamists who hates Jews and excuses Hamas raping and murdering them It’s that simple… he’s evil
This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss. The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes. Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment. To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity.
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The best part about using eels as sex toys is that they're naturally slimy, i.e. there's no need to lube them up.
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Cooked okra pods work well for the same reason.
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The Dodgers were so worried about Kíke Hernandez' name, they added an acute accent over the E. The thing is, the accent should go over the I, because that's how accents in Spanish work. They indicate why syllable should be stressed. Kíke = KEE-kay Kiké = kee-KAY
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Amazing how people will still look you straight in the face and tell you this person isnt a radical Jew hater
Zohran Mamdani’s wife, Rama Duwaji—just back from an anti-Israel wellness retreat, where she served as “artist-in-residence”—provided illustrations for an anti-Israel olive oil company that sells top-priced bottles featuring the image of a Palestinian terrorist who shot down a British plane, @LevineJonathan reports.
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SP were better musician, by far
Hot take: The Smashing Pumpkins are way better than Nirvana.
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"On this Holocaust Remembrance Day, let us take a moment to reflect on the lost beauty of Dresden..."
This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss. The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes. Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment. To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity.
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Wait til she finds out about his secret
📺WB Primetime, October 6, 1997: — On ‘7th Heaven,’ Annie reveals a secret about her past… she smoked pot
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Oh no
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Why is Hungarian Dance No. 5 playing in the background of a video about Germany?
The biggest foreign group in every district of Germany, 1998 → 2025 🇩🇪
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well if he's your grandfather who knows HaHaHaHaHa
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RT @bbangbbi05: 고1때부터 기상알람 이건데 정확히 10초부터 지랄시작돼서 10초전에 일어나서 꺼야함 매일아침이긴장의연속
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If only there were signs that Andrew Tate was a sleazy dirtbag
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I can't believe Andrew Tate stuck an eel up his ass
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Spongebob - Cake and Sodomy (Marilyn Manson cover)
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Hankonia - 01 Intro [Full Album In Thread] (OutKast cover)
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Hank Hill - One Headlight (The Wallflowers cover)
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