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Miracle: Man Successfully Drives Across Town Even Though His Wife Wasn’t There To Provide Helpful Safe Driving Tips buff.ly/XoDYdRl

Miracle: Man Successfully Drives Across Town Even Though His Wife Wasn’t There To Provide Helpful...

KANSAS CITY, MO — A local man has achieved the unthinkable and miraculously arrived home on time and in good health despite not having his wife with him in the car to provide constant safe driving...

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Prison Officials Unsure How To Execute Woman On Ventilator That Is Plugged Into The Wall buff.ly/7m9o2Af

Prison Officials Unsure How To Execute Woman On Ventilator That Is Plugged Into The Wall

NASHVILLE, TN — Prison officials admitted they were unsure how to go about executing a woman who was currently being kept alive by a ventilator that is plugged into a power outlet in the wall.

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This might be the best one yet! 🤣🤣 #MichiganMan #morons #midget #MichiganLost #MichiganCulture #MichiganSucks
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Apple Fires Engineer For Designing Phone Battery That Lasts Longer Than Two Hours buff.ly/qVZ4wUR

Apple Fires Engineer For Designing Phone Battery That Lasts Longer Than Two Hours

CUPERTINO, CA — Apple confirmed it has fired senior battery engineer Daniel Li after he developed a prototype iPhone battery that lasted more than two hours on a single charge.

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Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They're Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million buff.ly/SMWzsH1

Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They're Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million

U.S. — Collective bargaining agreements for the WNBA took an unexpected turn as players demanded to be paid what they are actually worth and now owe the NBA $400 million.

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Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live buff.ly/RiYEyHx

Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live

U.S.—According to ultrasound technicians around the country, unborn babies are disguising themselves as death row inmates so that liberals will defend their right to live.

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.@realDonaldTrump Red Sox owner John Henry is enriching uranium and now two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear weapon.
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Delta To Remove All Electrical Systems From Planes After Learning Elon's Teslas Run On Electricity buff.ly/fhGWUtX

Delta To Remove All Electrical Systems From Planes After Learning Elon's Teslas Run On Electricity

ATLANTA, GA — Delta executives announced this week that they would be removing all electrical systems from their airplanes after learning Elon Musk's Tesla cars also run on electricity.

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WOW: Mark Carney attended the Oilers home opener tonight and appeared to remain seated as the crowd stood to applaud a Canadian Army veteran. Tall about disrespectful.
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What is seriously wrong with Carney? Why didn’t he stand and applaud a Canadian Army Veteran with the rest of the people around him? This is truly disrespectful.
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WOW: Mark Carney attended the Oilers home opener tonight and appeared to remain seated as the crowd stood to applaud a Canadian Army veteran. Tall about disrespectful.
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Fuck Adam Brody. Shabbat shalom and chag sameach!! :) ✡︎
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EU Declares Canada Weak Enough to Join Them buff.ly/KkoPv9k

EU Declares Canada Weak Enough To Join Them

BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.

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Satan Blowin’ Up As Top Influencer On Bluesky buff.ly/CT3GG1s

Satan Blowin’ Up As Top Influencer On Bluesky

U.S. — As the divide between the political right and left continues to grow wider, a new report showed that Satan has found an unprecedented level of popularity as the new top influencer on the...

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Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children buff.ly/aSUEEjj

Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children

LOS ANGELES, CA — Scandal struck Hollywood this week, as actress and businesswoman Sydney Sweeney attempted to gain support among liberal women by murdering multiple children.

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From the Facebook page, New Jersey Against Antisemitism: If you go to an Ed Sheeran concert and end up at a Free Palestine rally courtesy of his headliner, you’re entitled to demand a refund. Ticketmaster confirmed they’ll issue one. Call 1-800-653-8000 and demand it directly, citing bait-and-switch — you paid for an Ed Sheeran concert, not a political rally. Get the rep’s name and a confirmation number. Share with everyone who went.
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State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity buff.ly/PwS9TuX

State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity

U.S. — The State of Massachusetts has officially been ruled incompetent by reason of insanity.

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Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL buff.ly/s8WnE6j

Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — What had been a difficult week for Tiger Woods took a positive turn on Tuesday, as the pro golf legend was awarded an honorary California commercial driver's license.

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