Retired network engineer. Independent Swift dev. MacOS Apps: “CIDR Trainer”,“Network Mom ACL Analyzer”,“Network Mom Availability”,“Netrek”. CCIE #8302 Emeritus

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Replying to @BLKMDL3
My “FSD avoids door” incident from a few weeks back
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Replying to @YoDanno
The TSR price list (from the back of Metamorphosis Alpha) at the point of time where the Monster Manual was the only AD&D book. $9.95.
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Replying to @Jason_R_Burt
From the CIC of the Wisconsin (Iowa class), after some…upgrades…
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Replying to @NewAgeRetroNerd
I bought one of his books personally at a conference.
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Replying to @ClassicII_MrMac
Tektronix used to have a large campus with privately-owned roads near Beaverton Oregon. Local law said if the roads were unrestricted for one calendar year, the private roads could be annexed by the city. So every January 1st, Tektronix hired guards to block the roads. My Dad (who worked there) said they did it to celebrate my Mom’s birthday 😂 Great place to learn to drive on a weekend!
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Replying to @RDKLInc
These are (emergency) DHCP servers for something *important*. 😬
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Replying to @NormSNLJokes
How the squirrels got the news:
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Replying to @WhamBaamX
Congratulations!
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Gary Larson’s joke on this topic:
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Replying to @TheIOGuy
My Dad could kill a Soviet soldier with a slide rule! Or at least I assume that’s what this Army training covered. 😉
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Replying to @nikitabier
But Steve Jobs announced *three* devices that day… 😉
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Replying to @Gingerblast
Live update from the trolls: (This is from the original Tunnels and Trolls RPG)
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Replying to @RDKLInc
I did my part to help launch the iPad! My wife still uses hers to play a specific game.
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My favorite Newsweek cover page, from the Falklands war:
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Replying to @BridgetPhetasy
Electricity prices:
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Replying to @Not_the_Bee
My short term fix for a fiber cut inside a datacenter 15 years ago.
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Replying to @CalumDouglas1
Journal of irreproducible results! My (possibly incorrect) memory is that this article on “the effects of peanut butter on the rotation of the Earth” was originally published there.
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Replying to @wholemars
I bought this 3rd center cup holder for my Juniper model Y
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Replying to @RDKLInc
My Atari VCS and Atari 800 are gone😢, but I still have the sales brochure.
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I wrote a server-side Swift reimplementation of the server for the historic Internet game Netrek (including IPv6 support). But I haven’t maintained it (or anything) for half a decade. I loved optionals and protocols. But complex use of attributes and property wrappers gradually hurt my ability to read and understand code. My old brain is full. 😢 github.com/darrellroot/netre…
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Replying to @krzyzanowskim
Rust: The Longest War
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Replying to @Clint_Davey1
“Fortress America”: The king of Ameritrash games! 😂
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Replying to @ThePapaManDave
Calico:
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Replying to @cursedconnector
Mandatory image:
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Replying to @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R
My entry:
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My Dad completed *military* slide rule training!
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Today’s Task Manager is not his fault!
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Replying to @TheBabylonBee
Next month’s briefing will cover new missile defense technologies.
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Tuffy inspecting her campaign sign:
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Replying to @Invested_In_You
I’m still annoyed Congress moved the summer and fall estimated taxes forward a month as a budget gimmick. They can’t even keep to a consistent 3-month schedule!
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Replying to @RDKLInc
Need original media?
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Replying to @robwitwer
My favorite Denver airport dystopia picture:
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Replying to @kylaschwaberow
FSD saw this deer (in poor visibility) before my son did (Happened last year before the FSD status overlay)
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Replying to @EODHappyCaptain
Protesters lining up and upset at your joke: 😉
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My real door example for two weeks ago. Thanks Tesla FSD!
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Replying to @WhamBaamX
My model Y with FSD evading a door two weeks ago:
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Replying to @justinskycak
After calculus it goes backwards and you eventually get back to algebra. But you don’t want to get these two textbooks mixed up! Do NOT use the one on the left for 8th grade algebra I. 😂
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Replying to @RDKLInc
My wife still has her original iPad to play a silly circle game. I made a similar game, and released it in the App Store (about $50 total revenue! 😂). But the original one, unmaintained for a decade, has more “flair” so is more fun. (I’m not strong in aesthetics)
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Replying to @wholemars
Be careful testing two time-traveling roadsters with the same destination: 😂
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Replying to @FriendFeral
Tuffy relaxing 😻
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Replying to @techspence
This was my favorite crimper. It’s less than 7” long so TSA allows it in carryons. It also has the 568B color “cheat sheet” which helps since I crimped infrequently. tsa.gov/travel/security-scre…
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Replying to @lawrencehwhite1
John Kenneth Galbraith, who was in charge of prices in the United States during World War II, on the 1941 price control legislation he recommended:
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Replying to @AJamesMcCarthy
Always watching
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Replying to @DavidLimbaugh
Just last week Tesla FSD may have prevented me from hitting this unexpected door. I love my model Y premium. See if you qualify for any of the discount categories (teacher? Student? Veteran?) and get a referral code from your friend. tesla.com/american-heroes
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Replying to @cody_a_hill
I did my part!
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Replying to @wholemars
Driver falls asleep in non-Tesla: 😂
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Replying to @Tslachan
Sleeping driver in a non-Tesla:
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Replying to @wholemars
You may want to “adjust your backup reserve during grid events”. Looks like it might be the default (50%) so you’re pulling from the grid. I lowered mine to 14%. I also recommend setting “event priority” to only grid events.
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