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Quotes from Fever GM Amber Cox's extended comments on Caitlin Clark (beginning at the 11:40 mark): "(Caitlin) remains the tipping point. You look at the ratings, you look at the full buildings -- that started in 2024 when she came into the league. That is because of Caitlin Clark. That does not take anything away from anyone who's come before her, or still playing, or has worked in the league ... the build was slow, and then Caitlin Clark arrived, and the floodgates opened." "She deserves her flowers. We need to say it more often, and I'm going to say it every time you put a mic in front of my face: thank you to Caitlin Clark."
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The Indiana Fever played in 14 of the 15 most watched WNBA games this season. The other was the All Star game.(
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I mean realistically how is Drake Maye supposed to perform at a high level when in the back of his mind he’s probably thinking about the Western Mass lesbian bar relaxing its masking rules
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Tom Brady: -bangs 10s -hotter now than at 25 -invited to 427 parties a year -$375M TV contract having the time of his life Gisele: -cheated -peaked in 2006 -married to a guy who teaches jiu-jitsu in a strip mall between a Boost Mobile and Panda Express -0 Super Bowls
Gisele Bündchen ended Tom Brady marriage with brutal 3-words that left NFL star heartbroken trib.al/EkUMOy5
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Fenway skies.
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Kamala Harris says Republicans are cheating by removing ineligible voters from the rolls.
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Just played 18 (It was cart path only)
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My girl after seeing me absolutely dominate a round of bar trivia
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When the Red Sox shockingly fired Alex Cora on a Saturday morning in April, I did not think they’d be a playoff team. Thanks to an unbelievable run here they are. And now they are one of 12 teams that can win the World Series
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Boston is the only city with all 4 teams in the top 10 and they are ALL top 4 🫪 Always has at least 1-2 teams in the running for a championship every year Will forever be the most dominant city in sports.
Projected Sports Titles by City in the Big-4 Leagues from June 2026 - June 2030, via Kalshi forecasts: 2.5 — New York 2.3 — Los Angeles 1.3 — Denver 1.2 — Boston 1.2 — Philly 1.1 — Chicago 0.9 — Cleveland/Cincy 0.8 — Miami 0.5 — Minnesota What's currently the #1 sports city?
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It’s baffling to me how many people seem to forget (or ignore) that the real victims of the Lindsay Clancy case were a 5 year old BABY, 3 year old BABY and 8 month old BABY.
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Think about it: Who’s the supervillain in “Thunderbolts”: MENTAL ILLNESS. Who’s the supervillain in “Watchmen”: AMERICA. Who’s the supervillain in “Captain America: Brave New World”: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. Who’s the supervillain in “Superman” (2025): AN INSANE CAPITALIST BILLIONAIRE. Who’s the supervillain in “Supergirl”: AN ALIEN SEX TRAFFICKER. Who’s the supervillain in “Lanterns”: WHITE PEOPLE. Now, who are the supervillains in Spider-man? Green Goblin Doctor Octopus Sandman Venom Lizard Electro Rhino Vulture Mysterio See what I'm getting at here? Spider-Man continues to break box office records because he fights REAL BAD GUYS. Modern Hollywood keeps losing money because their superheroes fight LIBERAL SOCIAL ISSUES. Now do you get it?
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Trump calls it “Lake America” and Americans completely lose their shit. Meanwhile, Canada is instructing journalists not to describe 9/11 as a terrorist attack. But yeah… Lake America is the outrage. You all look fucking dumb.
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I say this with all honesty when I say if Walter & Gugg aided in funding the Dodgers on the back of fraud, that is worse than the Astros and worse than steroids. People during the bankruptcy case warned the MLB what is currently happening would take place, both the lack of an even playing field AND Walter committing fraud. Yet, ever since so many would pound the table that baseball will always have the most parity in sports, that money doesn’t buy rings, and what the Dodgers are doing is good for baseball. It’s so obvious that non of that is or will ever be true and blows my mind that many ever thought that and some still do today.
The Dodgers' local-TV deal is a profound competitive advantage. Because of a bankruptcy-court ruling, the team will shield more than $1.3 billion from rev sharing over 25 years. What you might not know: They further monetized it through debt deals with Mark Walter-owned insurers.
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ROMAN ROCKETTTT! 2 RUN HOME RUN FOR THE LEAD!
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BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are saying that Ippei Mizuhara, Shohei Ohtani’s former translator, is to blame for the years of financial fraud from the organization.
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.@USATODAY ranked all MLB ballparks: 1 - Fenway Park (BOS) 2 - Wrigley Field (CHI) 3 - Dodger Stadium (LA) 4 - Oracle Park (SF) 5 - Kauffman Stadium (KC) 6 - Angel Stadium (Anaheim) 7 - Coors Field (COL) 8 - PNC Park (PIT) 9 - Citizens Bank Park (PHI) 10 - Camden Yards (BAL)
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34 years ago today, Larry Bird hung it up after 13 seasons in Boston 🍀 ▪️ 12x All-Star ▪️ 10x All-NBA ▪️ 3x All-Defensive ▪️ 1980 Rookie of the Year ▪️ 3x MVP ▪️ 3x NBA Champion ▪️ 2x Finals MVP ▪️ NBA 75th Anniversary Team ▪️ Hall of Fame
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Wanna have a catch? See you in Iowa: mlb.com/fieldofdreams
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That's a proper fucking. By the North.
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