Mostly dick jokes, sarcasm, and occasional sincerity. Catholic, sober, libertarian (small "l" intentional). Florida Man.

Poor cat. I definitely feel his pain.
Cat update: Nestor is improving. Apparently he suffers from a tiny penis and isn't able to pee on his own yet due to swelling. I may be able to get him back tonight, but won't know until later. 😭
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I'm not planning on ever drinking again, but if I did I'd want it to be with these guys.
It appears we’ve located the corner of the bar to avoid …
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Happy "All of My Black Neighbors Think I'm a Satanist" month.
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Can't really argue....
Did the 9 albums thing
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I wouldn't wish kidney stones on my ex-wife. AIDS? Sure. Poverty? Absolutely. Amoebic dysentery? Hell yes. Kidney Stones? Nope.
Guys... I dunno if you know this, but kidney stones fucking suck And I'm getting quite tired of them
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Never heard of this lady before today, but if this is what people are saying about her I like her already.
I asked ChatGPT to summarize the comments I’ve received on X today alone. I understand it’s the internet. I take none of this personally. I also know some of these are bots. But some are not. Sharing to create awareness: “Based on the screenshots you uploaded, people said all of the following to you on X today: • Called you a “mudshark” repeatedly because of interracial relationships/family. • Called you a “whore,” “stupid whore,” “bitch,” “stupid bitch,” “fat cunt,” “dumb cunt,” “fat old skank,” and “retard/retardess.” • Told you to “go back to the ghetto where you belong.” • Called you an “ape,” “pathetic ape,” “unevolved,” “inferior,” “archaic,” and “subhuman.” • Claimed your “kind” exists only because you “leach off whites like a parasite.” • Said “no unprogrammed white wants your archaic subhuman genetics.” • Claimed nonwhite men supposedly find women of their own race “repulsive and disgusting.” • Called you “fat and brown.” • Said your mixed-race child will have a mother who is only “used for her hole.” • Said you are “white trash” because of your mixed-race family. • Told you your grandchildren would end up “passed around in a steaming, screaming favela” while others “preserve civilization.” • Said they want their descendants to continue looking like them and called you a “historically aberrant weirdo.” • Told you that “your day will pass and you will be forgotten.” • Said “you should leave Idaho, we care about White Power,” accompanied by an image containing explicit white-supremacist and KKK imagery. • Said places where white people are less than 50% of the population are “shitholes.” • Told you to “go live in Africa.” • Said “we can deport you too.” • Called you a “traitor” who “helps invaders.” • Said “there are millions of us & we are going to take our country back. Buckle up buttercup.” • Called for “denaturalizations & deportations for her whole tribe.” • Said “your rights will be taken away in your lifetime.” • Said women like you have “proven yourselves a danger to society.” • Said your being allowed to vote “comes to question” because of your opinions. • Said “kinda sucks you can vote.” • Said “Female. Opinion dismissed.” • Compared “a woman thinking” to “a dog trying to read.” • Repeatedly suggested women should lose political rights or that the 19th Amendment should be reconsidered/repealed. • Asked if you were Jewish in the middle of the pile-on. • Called you a “Jewish rat bitch.” • Responded to your views with “Do apply this to Jews and other races?” • Asked “Should Israel remain Jewish?” as a racial-nationalist gotcha. • Shared rhetoric explicitly stating “Jews are evil, and Whites are supreme.” • Called your outlook “globalism and cosmopolitanism” and blamed those ideas for the world “going to shit.” • Told you that because you live in a heavily white area, you are “tacitly admitting that we’re correct.” • Told you to move away and “live among your fellow liberals.” • Said you were a “jealous & subversive foreigner.” • Claimed you were advocating for whites to be “replaced by foreign slave labor.” • Said your views were “communist propaganda.” • Said “only traitors help invaders.” • Said your disagreement was effectively treason. • Told you that your opinions don’t matter because you are a woman. • Sexually degraded you, racially degraded your family, attacked your children and descendants, questioned your citizenship, suggested deporting you, suggested stripping your rights, and openly invoked white supremacy—all in response to you saying that preserving American culture does not require keeping future generations racially white.
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My vote is absolutely for sale but I require payment up front.
Trump: If we win the midterms, we will, provide a Trump dividend $5000 for every adult citizen in our country. And we can do that because our country has never done better. We're taking in trillions, trillions of dollars. We win $5000 for every adult. We love our adults. It's about time we take care of our adults (He’s made similar promises before and didn’t follow through)
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Now this prick is ripping off Vermin Supreme? So unoriginal. #VerminSupreme28
If Democrats flip the House and Senate everyone will get a $10,000 dividend, and a pony, and free ice cream for life. (Folks can also choose free yogurt for life, because we’re Democrats after all).
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Trump: Hitler was from Germany. Merkel: No, Hitler was from Austria. Trump: Then why are there no photos of him with kangaroos? Merkel: That's Aust,... Trump: Or boomerangs?
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I know tomorrow is a sad day, but today is actually a day of celebration for me. 15 years ago today I ceased being a slimy wog and joined the Imperium Neptuni Regis as a Trusty Shellback.
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I took my last drink, ok it was 12 drinks, 5 years ago today. It hasn't always been easy, or pleasant, but sobriety beats the hell out of the alternative.
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Dave retweeted
Hey @WhiteHouse I have some more changes for you to make: Indiana ➡️ Americana Rio Grande ➡️ Big River Los Angeles➡️ The Angels New Mexico ➡️ New America New England ➡️ New America II Caribbean Sea ➡️ American Sea
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I love Metallic. However, FUCKIN' SLAYER!!!!!!
アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 選びなさい🤘
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So fucking true...
"Escape from the world for a moment...Make music your refuge" Hugs🖤🤘🏻
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Rewatching Deadwood for the umpteenth time. Ian McShane as Al Swearengen remains the best TV character of all time. Brad Dourif as Doc Cochrane is a close second. We were robbed of so many great stories.
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10 movies to get to know me Naughty Night Nurses 4 Deeper Throat Debbie Does Dallas, Again Backdoor Sluts 5 Backdoor Sluts 6 Backdoor Sluts 7 Backdoor Sluts 9 Japanese Train Gang 3 Make Love, With Whores Schindler's Lists
10 movies to get to know me The Black Hole ST2 Wrath of Khan Transformers 86 Hunt for Red October Masters of the Universe Godzilla 1985 Godzilla Minus One Moonraker Thunderball Jaws
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Dave retweeted
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