Parody | Retired | @ClipsDave
LA
Based in North America
- Tweets 909
- Following 0
- Followers 14,388
- Likes 0
Actually, the "86" refers to the 86th floor of the Empire State Building, where the Mafia used to throw people off. That's why they built the fence:
Ted Cruz is an absolute buffoon.
Bill Maher: Trump is going after James Comey for the third time. I wanted to ask the author of 'Justice Corrupted: How the Left Weaponized Our Legal System', what do you think of that?
Cruz: To say to 86 someone is not to get rid of them, it's to kill them.
Maher: No it isn't.
Cruz: I heard from every mob movie I've ever watched.
Maher: It was a message in seashells to the assassins?
13
6
173
34,936
Eight months later, Dave Rubin is still dutifully repeating the message:
Yes gas is up but do you want Iran to have a nuclear bomb?™
He then pivots to boasting about how the "trade deals" have "worked" when they haven't been implemented yet!💪💪💪
2
6
85
7,884
Dave Rubin is really going through it.
In a harrowing tale of unimaginable suffering, Rubin reveals that he had a mental breakdown after realizing he had booked his family vacation to NYC for October 7th!
Thankfully, the vacation went perfectly fine.
10
5
181
18,071
Seven months into the war with Iran, it's worth remembering the luminaries who weighed in during its opening days, like Dave Rubin, who confidently predicted it would be wrapped up quickly.
9
18
180
8,201
Talking about topics he knows absolutely nothing about has always been a staple of Dave Rubin's show. But we've now reached the point where he asks Grok a question, reads Grok's answer live on air, and still doesn't understand it. Incredible stuff.
1
7
104
5,398
Dave Rubin will dutifully repeat whatever the administration says. So when Rubio claims diesel would cost three times as much without the Iran war, Dave proudly cosigns. What's the purpose of the show then? Well, he adds his own flair, like claiming Iran killed 70,000-100,000!
1
5
52
3,604
Heartbreaking: Dave Rubin recounts his life-threatening experience on Jubilee.
476
143
2,272
1,311,521
Many observers would argue the verdict was reached at least a year ago🤔
"It's official, Dave Rubin is the dumbest man in right-wing media..."
Piers Morgan invites Will Chamberlain to take on the Jubilee contributors who ruined Rubin...
Just dropped! 👇
📺 youtu.be/rDeOBub-xZA
@piersmorgan | @willchamberlain | @onehandpolitics
6
17
407
122,329
Dave Rubin dropped some great intel, as always: "It sounds like the Kurds are starting to enter the country with arms to help the people take out the last vestiges of the IRGC"
4
2
60
9,057
Dave Rubin: "This is Iranians and you can hear they are chanting 'Bibi Joon,' in Iran they are chanting praise for Benjamin Netanyahu!"
In an interview with 60 Minutes, Benjamin Netanyahu said that Iranians call him “Bibi Joon” (“Beloved Bibi”). The claim is fake news based on an AI-generated video that circulated during the early days of the war. More in the next tweet >>
5
3
53
17,943
Iran can't have a nuke because then it could threaten global energy through the Strait of Hormuz. But Iran already threatens global energy through the Strait. So the evidence for the future threat is the current threat, which is why we started the war to stop them getting a nuke!
4
2
69
12,181
Regime change has had quite the evolution during these last two months: from we'll install the Shah's son, to we just want leadership aligned with U.S. interests, to there are new people, so technically mission accomplished!
2
2
52
6,800
We're really veering into fan fiction territory now. The day before Trump announced an indefinite extension of the Iran ceasefire, Dave Rubin confidently predicted that Iran would be sweating with fear and rushing to the negotiating table before the deadline.
6
2
37
5,952
Man vs. Machine, and somehow it's a tie. AI Dave Rubin sounds just like the real Dave, and the accuracy is right there too!
Here's AI Dave Rubin explaining how Donald Trump personally saved eight women in Iran from execution with a single phone call.
3
1
15
3,940
Dave Rubin asks who else could handle the Iran situation better than Trump?
Answer: No one!
21
2
26
5,824
Seven weeks into this, and Dave Rubin is still trying to sell the war. He poses the question:
Would you rather have high gas prices, or stop an apocalyptic regime from acquiring nukes and threatening the world?
5
3
32
4,101
Dave Rubin puts on his thinking cap and discovers that bombing civilian infrastructure might affect civilians: "If you're going to hit civilian infrastructure, how do you make sure it's not going to harm the people but just the regime?"
13
9
111
14,046
"Our objectives were taken care of!" What objectives, you may ask? Well, Dave Rubin doesn't know either, but since this isn't a "forever war," it's apparently mission accomplished!
2
1
44
4,284
Dave Rubin would like everyone to know that the US isn't the kind of country that hits apartment buildings. No, we take the moral high ground by targeting "critical infrastructure" instead!
6
4
41
4,138
We're almost four weeks into the war, and you can only dream of being as lucky as the Rubin Report faithful, having their knowledge base so generously enriched by this expert breakdown of how securing Venezuelan oil has "calmed the markets."
8
5
35
8,479
We're going to be studying the success of this war for decades!
Iran is the head of the snake for global terrorism, and through President Trump’s Operation Epic Fury, we are winning this critical fight at an even faster pace than anticipated. In response to Iran’s terrorist attacks against global energy infrastructure, the Trump Administration will continue to deploy America’s economic and military might to maximize the flow of energy to the world, strengthen global supply, and seek to ensure market stability.
Today, the Department of the Treasury is issuing a narrowly tailored, short-term authorization permitting the sale of Iranian oil currently stranded at sea.
At present, sanctioned Iranian oil is being hoarded by China on the cheap. By temporarily unlocking this existing supply for the world, the United States will quickly bring approximately 140 million barrels of oil to global markets, expanding the amount of worldwide energy and helping to relieve the temporary pressures on supply caused by Iran. In essence, we will be using the Iranian barrels against Tehran to keep the price down as we continue Operation Epic Fury.
This temporary, short-term authorization is strictly limited to oil that is already in transit and does not allow new purchases or production. Further, Iran will have difficulty accessing any revenue generated and the United States will continue to maintain maximum pressure on Iran and its ability to access the international financial system.
So far, the Trump Administration has been working to bring around 440 million additional barrels of oil to the global market, undercutting Iran’s ability to leverage its disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz.
President Trump’s pro-energy agenda has driven U.S. oil and gas production to record levels, strengthening energy security and lowering fuel costs. Any short-term disruption now will ultimately translate into longer-term economic gains for Americans – because there is no prosperity without security.
10
8
57
11,308
We're almost three weeks into the war, so it's time to check in on how these incredible predictions by our favorite prognosticator, Dave Rubin, have unfolded: Iran will not close the Strait of Hormuz, and energy prices will not dramatically increase!
285
428
3,586
559,889
Now this is a BIG idea: Dave Rubin argues that the people most in favor of war are actually anti-war, because by threatening war, you actually stop war from happening!
8
3
70
4,596
Now we've entered the 7D chess phase of the war: Dave Rubin believes Trump lulled the Iranians into a false sense of security by taking and posting a photo with Tucker Carlson the night before the attack, because he supposedly knew Carlson was in cahoots with their leadership
3
6
58
6,206
A concerned Rubin Report viewer wonders about the political risks of the war in Iran, given how unpopular it seems. Fortunately, Dave reassures them that the war is actually very popular, if you think about it the right way. And if Iran collapses into chaos, that’s a win too!
2
3
56
7,172
We have now entered the 4D chess phase of this war, where it turns out that this is actually about China.
4
2
33
3,629
Dave Rubin tries to make the case for war again, this time through the lens of The Lord of the Rings. In this version of geopolitics, the US are peaceful hobbits in the Shire, while Iran is basically Sauron. You may not want war, but war will eventually come to you!
5
4
42
7,198
Dave Rubin can't figure out why Iran is attacking other Arab/Muslim nations if it's being attacked by Israel and the US: "doesn't that seem strange? what are they doing?"
3
4
37
4,597
One thing history has taught is that when you bomb the sh*t out of a country, it becomes more free!
4
7
45
4,187
If you're seeking a rare level of sophistication in international affairs, the kind that produces penetrating insights like "why is Iran bombing its Arabic friends?" or confidently asserting that China imports most of its oil from Iran, then Dave Rubin is your go-to analyst.
4
45
4,338
You won’t find expert analysis like this anywhere else: Dave Rubin asserts that Canada is a Chinese satellite state that is being run by Islamists, which is why Trump wants Greenland.
1
44
3,035
Rubin's Razor: Never attribute to grifting that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
3
29
2,214
Bill: I predict that half a million people will leave the nyc area in next 4 years.
Dave: I just watched the Dark Knight Rises, and do you predict that the poor people of downtown will start ransacking the UES and UWS to take back what's theirs?
Bill: ...
12
53
6,748
Dave Rubin lists all of Dan Bongino's accomplishments as deputy director of the FBI:
1. He sacrificed a lot to make a difference
2
3
41
3,933
Oops!... I did it again.
Dave Rubin: Anne Frank and her family were Dutch; they were citizens of Holland.
3
31
4,474
Well, this is awkward.
Dave Rubin: Here's a video of a hockey crowd who have had it with politics!
*Video shows hockey crowd yelling "Go home ICE" and "F*ck ICE"
30
5
120
19,734
It's all about the eyes. Dave Rubin's astute observation of Greenland's golden dome reminded me of the Werner Herzog clip about staring into the eyes of a chicken
1
13
2,638
