Your attempted administrative action is a violation of international law, the U.S. Constitution, and common decency, and as such I have fined The United Kingdom Office Of Communications (Ofcom) $50,000.
1.1 Details of fine:
This fine is due on or before December 24, 2026, and can be payed in BTC, USD, or gold ingots. Please note I will NOT accept British Pound Sterling, Euros, beans on toast, or hookers and blow. Note: I no longer accept British celebrity autographs as payment since Dame Patricia Routledge has passed away, making any alleged autographs from her difficult to personally authenticate
1.2 Failure to pay:
Failure to pay this fine on or before the due date with appropriate tender WILL result in fines not less than 1% of 1% (ร0.0001) per day, and not to exceed $150,000 (i.e. $200,000 cumulative fine and penalties).
THIS JUDGMENT IS LEGALLY BINDING.
We've fined 4chan ยฃ450,000 for not having age checks in place to prevent children seeing porn on its site.
The Online Safety Act is concerned with protecting people in the UK. It doesn't require platforms to restrict what people in other countries see.
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ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/iโฆ