Pro-humor guy in the Midwest. No policy is too progressive for me. Voted #1 by people who have been on Twitter less than an hour.

Naperville, IL
QUICK QUESTION How many Palestinians have been taken in by Jews in Israel and given free room & board and safety from the genocide?
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Growing up I never realized that the Constitution was just a norm.
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Speaking of pillows- Am I the only person that has bought like 20 different pillows over the last 10 years? In hindsight I should have just gotten an artificial neck.
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Did Nazi Germany have a right to exist?
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The passing of Lindsey Graham will allow South Carolina to elect a next generation racist.
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The Reflecting Pool algae is out of control
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BREAKING "She looks like Ivanka, but she doesn't have to pretend to sleep with gay Jared. I like that."
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FUN FACT: Taxing billionaires is not socialism or communism.
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CLARIFICATION: President Obama was viewed as "divisive" only by racist Republicans because Obama wasn't white.
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BREAKING:( Washington DC): - The latest view of the Reflecting Pool shows how fast nature is reclaiming it after Trump's renovations.
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TOMORROW'S NEWS TODAY The Norwegian Nobel Committee announces that this year's Nobel Peace Prize will be awarded to Iran's leader- Mojtaba Khamenei.
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BREAKING: President Trump unexpectedly ends an interview by morphing into Simon Bar Sinister.
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Formerly the Democratizer retweeted
Sanders to Manu Raju: Why do the richest people in this country want to defeat Graham Platner? That should tell you everything you need to know. Is he a saint? I guess not. I don’t know too many saints here.
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Formerly the Democratizer retweeted
.@jamestalarico: I've had a lot of interviews with national media. No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. No one's asked me about the cost of prescription drugs. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes. The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. Undocumented people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%. Trans people aren't taking away our healthcare. Undocumented people aren't defunding our schools. It's the billionaires and their puppet politicians
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Next up will be Mandingo wrestling. The base needs to be properly entertained
Construction is underway on a temporary arena that will host the UFC Freedom 250 fight card n the South Lawn of the White House 📸 REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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NYC Mamdani: We're raising property taxes on the super wealthy who have second homes in NYC, like Ken Griffin Griffin: I'll get you for this Media (owned by the super wealthy): Mamdani is clearly doing the wrong thing and must be stopped. Obviously poor people need to pay more
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Kamala Harris used to say as a rallying cry during her campaign "We're not going back". She lost and here we are. If OG George Wallace ran in Alabama now, he'd win. 🇺🇲
Tommy Tuberville on Weaponization Fund: The people that are complaining did not hesitate one time to send hundreds of billions of dollars to Ukraine. But they are complaining about a billion and a half dollars for this? It does not make sense to me.
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If today's shooter in Washington DC wore a MAGA cap will he be eligible for a government payout?
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IMPORTANT INFORMATION Healthcare for all is less costly and better for all than the present system. It's only not better for insurance companies. Anyone who calls healthcare for all socialism is ignorant of what socialism is or lying to you on behalf of insurance companies.
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Let's not be foolish. The DNC has been lying about their 2024 election loss autopsy. They've been stalling & "summarizing" because they (and the Republicans) are under orders from Zionists to make no mention of Israel & the Gaza genocide. Democrats & Republicans are owned.
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