I'm a freelance journalist. This is my personal web page. Also I don't come here anymore. Hit the QR code.
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Yep, Pulling the plug here. Been real all, but I won't support the douchebag in chief, not even with my eyeballs. Check my profile for other ways to find me. The account is kept for archival purposes and I'll post here once a month to keep Elno from purging it.
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Hi....is this thing on? *tap* *tap* *tap*
Ahem.
Crypto is fucking stupid. Meme coins are even more stupider.
Thank you.
Want to steal 50 million dollars?
Well, the Hawk Tuah girl did.
She launched a coin, rugged it, and then shamelessly went to sleep like nothing happened.
Here's how Hawk Tuah stole $50M from her fans 馃У
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This twitter account may be dedicated to shitposting about the @Cubs third base coach from now on. You've been warned.
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.@Cubs press: Ask about Willie Harris. You are not doing your job until you find out why he still has one.
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Any time Hector Neris wants out of town, I will personally drive him to the airport. Maybe I'll even let him in the car.
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Monthly post so dipshit doesn't kill my account. Oh, is @elonmusk watching? Hey Elon, Go Fuck Yourself.
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This is as good a time as any to remind everyone that despite how much sense it makes for Elon's Folly to actually go ahead and do this, be wary of the date when you read anything on the internet today.
as we continue to celebrate transparency on this platform, all your DMs and drafts will be made public
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webOS is what got me into this industry. If you drew a line along my career, the starting point was Jon Rubinstein's Keynote at CES 2009.
Anyone up to go back to 2009?
Next week, tackling the most influential smartphone of all time on #WhenPhonesWereFun: the Palm Pre, 15 years after its debut!
(Thanks to @SnazzyQ & @austinnotduncan for the nudge that got this video into production.)
Got webOS stories? Share! 馃憞
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Me: Still not here
Elon: Still a tool
My account: Still not deactivated thanks in part to this post.
Bye.
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