You had your chance, now you Pay, literally. Oceans will boil, forests burn, and cities Drown unless you give me youR money. All of it.
Everywhere and changing fast
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⚠️PSA⚠️
I recognize and acknowledge that I shitpost from the unceded territory of a multinational mortgage lending corporation until I truthfully reconcile my outstanding debt to the ancestral people of the Toronto Dominion Canada Trust Bank.
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The only differences between a dead CEO of a publicly traded shitco and Karl Marx were in their abilities to consistently raise capital and personal hygiene practices.
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Nothing INFURIATES the BCNDP and their supporters faster than forcing them to look in the mirror.
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Macklemore still hasn't spoken out against Alex Formenton. Neither has Edmonton Oilers' superfan Mark Carney.
The silence is deafening.
What misogynistic cowards.
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⚠️ATTENTION⚠️
I respectfully request that all of you "SOGI is just an anti-bullying program" peoplekind stop your crass and relentless online bullying of those who don't support SOGI. Be better.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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The Climate retweeted
In BC’s SOGI, a 7-year-old kid can change their gender & name at school. Then tell the teacher to keep it a secret from their parents. The teacher will keep it a secret
Yeah.. that’s about “bullying”
GFY
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I was once a responsible and productive member of society.
Then I saw Sydney Sweeney's tig ol' bitties in a gambling ad.
Now I'm broke, homeless, divorced, and I owe Tony "Big Tone" Fabrizzi $50k by Friday or he'll break my other testicle.
Sydney Sweeney ruined my life.
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SOGI is RETARDED.
That's it. That's the tweet.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Pronouns in bio calling others kooks will never not be hilarious to normies.
The kooks in the BC Conservative Party are very triggered by this tweet. I hope school staffs and families are looking at their ridiculous and unhinged rhetoric. This is the same BCCP, even though those running are trying to appear normal just look at their base. #bcpoli
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Evan Solomon's 13 follower AI Carneybots are all up in my replies today.
Sometimes it's just nice to know you still got it.
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"I will stand and FIGHT if Trump tries to invade Canada!" 🇨🇦💪🏼
Bruh, you UberEats most of your meals because you don't even have the energy to invade your kitchen.
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Why does every MAiD advocate know so many people who died or are dying in excruciating pain in a country that claims to have the best healthcare system?🤔
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In today's dangerous and divided world, if you find someone who values you and treats you right, you cling to them as tightly as Stephano clings to stupid.
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🇨🇦CANADA🇨🇦
Remember to put your trays and elbows in the upright position to thank and salute Mark Carney and Donald J Trump for buying Trump's MADE IN THE USA F-35 and bringing Canada's airforce out of the 20th century! 🇨🇦🤝🏻🇺🇲
Canada’s first F-35 takes flight in Texas cp24.com/news/canada/2026/09…
ALT Canada’s first F-35 takes flight in Texas
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⚠️CAUTION⚠️
Hard hat required beyond this point to protect from falling polling numbers.
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If Eby loses the election, it'd be his first positive accomplishment for the province and the only time he's spent taxpayer money wisely.
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