I identify donkeys in the wild. Don't be a donkey.
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I challenge @PaigeSpiranac to post a video golfing in a turtle neck sweater and share the analytics vs her normal attire.
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The donkey clearly asked nicely. Before he came in hot!😁
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Inside sources tell me President Trump will break ground on the new White House donkey stables within the next week.
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I'll play you anytime, anywhere @Cutsysays
Be sure to bring a bunch of balls.. I've seen you lose them at an unprecedented rate.
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Why does Lowe’s never have more than 1 person at customer service? There needs to be someone doing returns and someone for all the other bullshit
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I’m trapped here behind some lady trying to order a door and get installers scheduled and argue about discounts when I have a 1 minute return to do.
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If you’re gonna make me pay for @AMCPlus just to watch Mad Men, the least you can do is add an intro skip button like every other streaming app has.
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