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Eat Shit MAGA
The president of the United States calling for journalists to be arrested for reporting on empty seats at his rallies should be a much bigger story in the news.
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The U.S. president is out there calling for Iran to “take out“ two U.S. cities, but some of y’all MAGAs wanted people fired for quoting Charlie Kirk’s words back to you.🤦‍♂️
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RT @mcpherson_k: Trump claims that there are 97 new car plants being built because of his tariffs. Fact check: only two are being built, a…
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Fun Fact: More women have credibly accused Donald Trump of sexual assault than non-citizens have voted in federal elections
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I'll never get over watching right wingers telling people to vote red to stop the socialist left while expecting checks in the mail from the government.
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Today’s MAGA Influencer Marching Orders went out. They’re freaking the fuck out.
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I mean, they’re not even trying to hide it anymore.
🚨 Pete Hegseth gives speech echoing Nazi Germany imagery.
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Want to know how popular trump is? He’s speaking in a high school gym in Ohio today.
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They are calling it the greatest community note of all time.
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Holy shit, MAGA is so fucking stupid it makes my brain hurt.
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Yep. This is literally how easy it is with the Magatards. And they're too stupid to remember all the past disappointments, or to ever catch on.
Unibots (aka 'Bonk Gay')
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@POTUS Hey, convicted felon dummy, that is a lie. You did not have 107 million viewers. Your White House is taking social-media impressions and pretending they are television viewers. They are completely different measurements. An impression can count because a post appeared on somebody’s screen. It does not mean that person watched your convention. The actual Nielsen numbers are brutal. The NFL game opposite the first night drew 25.1 million viewers. Your convention drew roughly 3.3 million across the major television broadcasts and YouTube. Night two wasn’t any better. The NFL drew another 18.5 million while the convention drew roughly 3 million. So no, you did not get four times the NFL audience. The NFL television audience was roughly SIX TIMES yours over the two nights. You took one metric called “impressions,” compared it with an entirely different metric called “viewers,” and declared yourself the winner. That isn’t how ratings work. It is how bullshit works.
Q: There's a report that Ken Paxton was complaining about your midterm convention. What's your reaction? DONALD TRUMP: I haven't heard that, but the convention was amazing. We had 107 million views. The NFL had 25 million. We had 4 times what the NFL did.
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The Golden Age of “Super Intelligence.”
White House Accord on Super Intelligence
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Replying to @GuntherEagleman
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When Marjorie Taylor Greene is the one questioning the GOP scare campaign, that is quite a plot twist.
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S. southern border in several years, why now? Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the GOP needs to scare you into voting because nothing else is working.
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“Drain the swamp” they say… Total Congressional stock trades over last ten years: 🔵 Democrats: 15,045 🔴 Republicans: 44,905 Just Trump in the last 12 months: 24,000 Every other President for the last 40 years: 0
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Republicans read the constitution in the same way as they read the Bible. They only pick and choose the parts that they like.
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Trump promised everyone $5000 literally last week.
Democrat socialists love to promise free stuff.    But they never mention who pays for it.
Community note
"President Donald Trump has proposed several direct cash payouts and rebates funded by tariffs or budget cuts. None were provided." wbaltv.com/article/trump-… abc7chicago.com/post/president… youtube.com/watch?v=aQn3oq… nytimes.com/2026/09/10/us/…
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MAGA convincing themselves they’ve always loved communism and Xi Jinping.
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