A German Shepherd guarding his farm. The dog, the myth, the legend. My job has been more difficult with the uppity farm animals taking over Twitter. #animaltwt
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For those of you new here, I'm a brave, loyal, dutiful farm German shepherd dog who protects his pack, his farm, and then myself. I fear nothing, not even thunder and suspicious plastic bags. I want to eat all the things.
Tweeting the world through a dog's perspective.
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Decisions, Decisions. Which rodent has been meanest to this poor Dog lately?
@hmmsterrr @Imjustasquirel
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update: Third in succession has generously allowed me into his bed and has been petting my hindquarters for an hour now. I'm getting rather annoyed, I want to sleep.
But this isn't terrible.
So, I'm barred from the bedroom. Between my claws scratching the baseboard & apparently chasing stuff and whining in my dreams, I keep waking up Mom & Dad.
Firstly, how dare you.
Second, this is a violation of the German Shepherd-Owner Accord.
Thirdly, I'm sleeping there anyway.
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So, I'm barred from the bedroom. Between my claws scratching the baseboard & apparently chasing stuff and whining in my dreams, I keep waking up Mom & Dad.
Firstly, how dare you.
Second, this is a violation of the German Shepherd-Owner Accord.
Thirdly, I'm sleeping there anyway.
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Okay, I overreacted.
However, normally dogs don't have certain Bears threatening to eat him at least twice a day.
@bearlyable2
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Human bought a 6-ft stuffed teddy bear and left it on the stairs.
I wish I could say I handled this with my usual reserve, poise and aplomb.
But let's be honest.
I lost my absolutely sh!t.
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Honestly, can anyone blame me?
The Soviet Bear presents accurate documentary about World War II. @DogOutOfControl #SorryNotSorry
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It's time @bearlyable2 and I announced what we've been working on.
It's almost time for the big show.
piped.video/IT3g2J1u53Q?si=iTTx…
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#AnimalTwt will never be the same without me.
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Update: Squirrel asked me not to say he wanted me to retweet this. I'm confused which lie to go with, now.
Squirrels be acting squirrelly.
Squirrel asked me to repost this. Since it's a final request of a reluctant friendship that actually bloomed out of mutual hate
I have obliged.
RIP my favorite frenemy.
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The wolf got into the chicken coop last night.
The failure of farm security weighs heavily on me.
I declined my evening treat because
I am no longer a good boy.
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Mom asked how that large hole got dug by the chipmunk nest.
<me, with dirty paws and a belly covered in dirt>
I have absolutely no idea.
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So black bears are friendly.
Brown bears are not.
I just want to know
If the black bears know they are black.
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