I 💩 in the woods. Eastern Time zone, partial to sushi. enjoy long walks in the woods, fresh water, berries and occasional human, yes I bite. Hard.

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Chonk alert!!!!! #fatbearweek
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you talkin' to me? @chickcrisis
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fatass like a hippo.
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nitter.net/Bisontwting/status/210… at least I am sleeping nice and warm in my cave while @wolfincrisis is trying to make a meal of you. so who's smarter prairie cow??
you can be anything, and yeah you can either be.. bearish or bullish
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I got 'em in the 313, 404, 629..... #fatbearweek
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Delete immediately!!! I had some fermented apples!!!!
Bear this is so embarrassing. Again that tree…. 😭😭😭😭😭
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Me when I see @DogOutOfControl
me when i see you
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Get outta the front seat!! You can’t drive @DogOutOfControl
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Can’t take that Josh anywhere!!! #fatbearweek
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Voting ends soon for #fatbearweek Make it count for CHONK!!!
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did someone say bacon?!! #fatbearweek
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It’s here again. Gooooooood Monday Morning All!!
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Tomorrow’s Monday and I am already anticipating feeling like this……..
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It takes a lot of dedication to reach this size...... #fatbearweek
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you know you wanna pet it..... #fatbearweek
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CHONK alert!!!! Watch your coolers when I am around!!!! #fatbearweek
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#fatbear week is starting!!! Vote for your favorite bear, me!!!!!!
U.S. Department of the Interior
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Liar
Im being harassed.
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Aaaaaaaand generally a pain in the ass……😂😂😂
For those of you new here, I'm a brave, loyal, dutiful farm German shepherd dog who protects his pack, his farm, and then myself. I fear nothing, not even thunder and suspicious plastic bags. I want to eat all the things. Tweeting the world through a dog's perspective.
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nitter.net/Trail_Cams/status/2101… sooooo, @AnnaM99878890 has the cubs, I got an hour to myself.........ahhhhhhhhh #fatbearweek
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nitter.net/NatureUnedited/status/… This damn @mooseincrisis is drunk....again!!! at 9:30 in the morning!!!
This man went to collect his mail, not realizing a moose was staring him down across the street
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