1. "Children first." Gen. Julius Becton. "I don't do what I don't want to do. If I want to do something get out of the damn way." Willie

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Trump said Nevada has 250,000 noncitizens voting. So DHS went through the list of voters. Guess how many they found. 250,000? No. 2000? Nope. 200? Wrong. They found ZERO noncitizens. Epstein is not a hoax. Affordability is not a hoax. Illegals voting is a big fat orange hoax.
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Nikita Khrushchev banged his shoe on a podium at the UN (maybe) & told the U.S: "We will bury you." (really). Nobody walked out. Never seen or heard of anything as big as this, don't think anyone else has either. piped.video/watch?v=HZXjSW2c… Photo from September 27, 2012
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I hope this sticks
BREAKING: JD Vance is reportedly pissed Europeans are all calling him “Vladimir Futon” in reference to how he always takes Russia's side in geopolitical disputes, and, of course, his rumored, forbidden sexual passion for furniture.
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Former Special Counsel Jack Smith is scheduled to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee on September 29, 2026 in an open, public hearing. Grassley & Co. want to grill him about Jan 6 & classified docs cases. Big mistake. Timing is everything. piped.video/watch?v=pF9wmfGI…
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Texas GOP vote rigging in progress. CHECK YOUR REGISTRATION!
SCOOP: DPS failed to send Texas county registrars an unknown number of voter registration applications submitted through its online portal. #txlege votebeat.org/texas/2026/09/2…
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HOUSE TO EXIT. Today. Per source familiar, House leadership is likely cancelling votes set for tomorrow and making today the last legislative day in session before the Midterms. This allows them to avoid an impeachment vote on Defense Sec. Pete Hegseth, which would have ripened tomorrow.
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🚨 BREAKING: House passes resolution to remove U.S. forces from Iran and end the war. 7 Republicans joined all Democrats in voting yes.
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New: The Russian government backed a murder-for-hire plot on U.S. soil, according to this new indictment from the DOJ. cc @CourthouseNews
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Trump is a grovelling slave to Putin and a vile traitor to the United States. Trump is, of course, a liar. The spike in diesel fuel prices is caused by his stupid war against Iran and has nothing to do with Ukraine defending itself from Russia’s genocidal war of aggression.
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3 card monte, with airplanes.
So they got the Qatari plane, the real AF1 and the Trump branded plane all at the Dublin airport
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HOLY SHIT -- Tapper plays Mike Johnson footage of Republican candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," and asks Johnson how he can support him. Johnson says "Herrera has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online."
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For all the non believers out there. 🤣
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Go figure. If you ever wondered what this was about, it's Epstein class in Victorian London (+ 1970's Hollywood gigolos). piped.video/watch?v=qae25976…
US DOJ ignoring European Investigation... Epstein Files
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A friend of mine had a baby a few months after 9-11, and I remember seeing this photo for the first time in the hospital when I went to visit. This was taken in the moments after the attack, when the staff stood at the emergency room door, ready to treat the wounded from the Pentagon.
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As US Ambassador to NATO on 9/11, the first to call me to suggest we invoke Article 5 was Canadian Ambassador David Wright. Our allies came to our rescue that terrible day. I’ll call David this morning 25 years later to thank him and our great neighbor Canada once again!
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Zevon left 23 years ago today. One of the best I know of (and I'm old). R+R HOF inductee 2025. Took awhile (1976-2025) and it took kicking Jann Wenner's ass off the HOF board (Warren didn't like them & they didn't like him). ALAM piped.video/Yun0-TIjn4k?is=ZyDn…
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Replying to @ObsDelphi
Rusija je TERORISTIČNA država Putin je Psihopat in morilec Vojni Zločinec 💀🫵🤛 STOP putin vladimir-ja išče Mednarodno Sodišče #IccArestPutin
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Putin tells Witkoff and Kushner that Russia didn’t attack Kyiv today. This is me sitting in a shelter in Kyiv.
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FBI witness says Lutnick orchestrated massive fraud at Cantor Fitzgerald, laundered money for the Russian mafia, and bought the house next door to Jeffrey Epstein from him for $10
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