I'm the bad friend your parents warned you about. | RealMadrid fanboy | Never have I asked to be loved unconditionally.

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Tell me it's wrong, don't tell me it's a sin. Telling me something is a sin makes me look at you differently, ngl.
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Na where guys dey park their g-wagon
So g-spot no be where guys dy hangout?
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King Jaja retweeted
First successful Barca HATEWATCH of the season, i have missed this feeling.
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FC BARCELONA won’t lose to PSG tonight. ‼️ IT CAN NEVER HAPPEN.
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😂🤣 lmao...
On cold nights, I put a roof over the heads of stranded girls at Awolowo, Bodija.
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King Jaja retweeted
no paying job in this world is easy
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Football commentator Derek Rae shared his notes for Real Madrid vs Sevilla.
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😂😂... They would have beheaded him
8 wins out of 10 and they already want to sack him. Imagine what they will do to Carrick😭
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Pray for Sevilla.
🚨⚪️ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐗𝐈.
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😂 it would have been easier to get a lion's tooth.
🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Manchester united fan who said He won't cut his hair until Manchester united win five games in a row has given up and has announced that He will cut his hair tomorrow.
Community note
There was no such announcement and the challenge is still ongoing. Source: x.com/TheUnitedStran
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Welcome back, son. Nice to have you back. Our defence will have structure now
Enfim de volta, vamos com DEUS 🤍🙏🏾
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Knack am, if e cut, life go teach am lesson, you no need pay for life lessons. No be only school dey teach lesson.
this man yoo 2 odd de enter my eye, make i knack am with my pikin school fee
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Lol... Obough sa'ara.
Women should normalize polygamy too. If men can do it, so can we. Let’s all be ruthless.
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Congratulations, Sonia. I don't know you but I want you to save this video and always come back to it when you eventually start getting tired.
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Lol.
threesome is two girls and a guy two guys and one girl is gay sex and a witness
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😂😂😂😂
sportybet core😂😂😂
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Naso my nieces/nephews dey feel now. Time will tell 😅😅
Growing up… We were really expecting our rich uncles to just be like.. “Take this 4 million naira, use it to fund whatever you want to do” Omo we stupid gan o 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Do you feel like if you lock in sensibly with just Barca and Bayern, you'd buy a house? Or is it just me?
Hansi Flick do you love me?
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😂😂 Oga want make bettors do something about the low odds bookies dey give. Lmao 🤣🤣 What do you even have in mind? I'm genuinely curious to know 😂
Replying to @holardamolar
if we keep folding our arms and not complaining or dragging these bookies, they will just be doing as they like
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Lol... Na on 25th everybody go agree say Laliga season don end after Barca use Real Madrid for their 18+ content. And yes, e dey come from me as a Real Madrid fan, cos I don learn to put football behind me after referee blow hin whistle.
Dear La Liga please send Barcelona away from this league so that the remaining 19 teams can fight for La Liga. At this point there’s no competition for Barcelona in La Liga
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Lol.
e better make I dey do only fans sub than to sponsor woman for school.
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😂😂😂 Mr. Ibu. May he continue to rest well.
The hottest combo for nollywood be this😂😂
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