Tailoring & fashion. Chelsea💙 always and forever.
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Just because her coochie is wet doesn’t mean it’s good. Garbage bags leak too.
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I pity people wey dey wait for females to dey accountable.
Even mamas wey dey their 60s still gaslight us with "I carried you for 9months" instead of just giving you your money back
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1. Had sex. —❌
2.Smoked.—❌
3.get drunk —❌
4. Kissed someone of the opp seX—❌
5. Kissed someone of the same seX---❌
6. Been in love—❌
7. Been in a fist fight—❌
8. Stole something—❌
9. cried—❌
10.Made out in car—❌
11.Done drugs—❌
12. Got arrested — ✅
1. Had sex. —❌
2.Smoked.—❌
3.get drunk —❌
4. Kissed someone of the opp seX—❌
5. Kissed someone of the same seX---❌
6. Been in love—❌
7. Been in a fist fight—❌
8. Stole something—❌
9. cried—❌
10.Made out in car—❌
11.Done drugs—❌
12. Got arrested — ❌
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My mom has 50k followers on TikTok and 35k on Instagram, and I still don’t understand how she managed to do it 😑
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Why are people hating on Odumodu instead of following his footsteps?
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now I understand why people prefer listening to music with earpiece, I be feeling that shit to the core.
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Quick plug for the squad 👀🔥
Just found Afropari and thought I’d put it on your radar.
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I tried donating blood today. NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions; Whose blood is it?
Where did you get it from?
Why is it in a bucket? 😑😑
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Laughing with your mom is genuinely one of the best feelings ever.
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Confidence advice says fake it till you make it. That works until you enter a room with people who actually made it.
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Wahala no dey finish! 😩
As you dey solve one, another go land. Na life.
No wait for perfect day. Manage the one wey dey and still move.👍
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Weekend wey go soft! 😌
No stress. No extra plans. Just rest, chop well, and breathe.👋
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Yansh! 🍑
E go reset your brain sharp sharp. One look and all your plans go scatter.
Always Enjoy the view if you must, but no let am collect your focus.👋
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Sponsoring your man's education abroad so you could marry him when he finishes is the greatest investment a woman could ever make and the surest way to secure your own man permanently
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Biological Age -1
Chronological Age +1
Happy birthday 🎂 Akinropo
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