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What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult??
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phaittt✨🦋🌼🥺 retweeted
what if my dad was lying about his date of birth ( 1st October ), cause he’s too playful & jovial. He makes fun of almost everything ? 🤔 And now he’s late, I can’t even ask him to know if truly he was born on 1st October.
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When you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.😹😹😹😹😹😹
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Afternoon sleep is more important than night sleep to me
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"can never be me" fit later be u bro... life no send...Just pray
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"Real men won't judge your past", "Real men will accept you with five children". That "real men" tag is manipulative on its own...
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Is it valid to break up with your partner because they refuse to acknowledge your relationship on social media?
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If i open this message, make i kpeme 😂🤌🏻
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I tried donating blood today. NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions; Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket? 😑😑
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Hating me is actually valid af. I probably treated you exactly how you treated me & you couldn't handle it.
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“we're just friends” has started too many unnecessary investigations.
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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.😩
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Then I realized people who jump from one person to the next don't actually love anyone, they just consume people so they don't have to face the emptiness within them.
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Physical touch is my love language so don't be scared if i accidentally give you an uppercut.🤭❤️
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Nigerians, man shall not live by bread 🍞 alone.
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i hate when my mood changes and i don't even know why.
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How many minutes are you supposed to boil eggs for???😩😩
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Water is a drink who's flavor is its temperature.
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phaittt✨🦋🌼🥺 retweeted
Finally, she replied after 57 hours. I’ll make her wait 5 seconds so she knows I’m not always available
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Just got a tattoo🤭🤭 Guess the body part this is??
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