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This is hilarious 😂
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Sarah Huckabee is so deep in the cult she’s grabbing her own pussy, y’all.
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At the moment Congress couldn't investigate a stray fart
Congress Investigates Reports Top Secret F-35 Fighter Jet Technology Was Mistakenly Diverted to China mediaite.com/media/news/cong…
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I’m crying
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When your mum says it’s pizza for tea then whips out the frozen ones instead.
zya ❀
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This tweet is going to get some comments
Reform – and its various spin-offs – want to create a political movement that will weaponise the impotent rage that seems to have no proper representation in the democratic system. But Janet Daley argues they have no clear concept of what follows as a plan for governing. 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09…
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All of our Irish immigrants?
Trump Urges UK to Get Rid of Immigrants and Trashes NATO for Refusing to Get Involved in Iran: 'So You'll Be Hearing About That Later' mediaite.com/media/news/trum…
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Trump's doing a maga rally in Ireland.
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Replying to @IsabelOakeshott
Just another convicted criminal. Nothing to see here
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Replying to @PolitlcsUK
You left out the bit about him being a convicted criminal
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Gotta love Zelensky's body language: Little eyeroll, picking fluff off his trousers, and contemptuous facial expressions
Jared Kushner says peace should be a “win-win” deal that helps Putin achieve his “aspirations.”
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That's just how Kim Jong Un Likes it...you know🍆🍆🍆 😉
Oh shit. They really are clear plastic stripper shoes. You know. Business attire. 🤡
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Winner🏆
Breaking News: Nigel Farage, leader of Reform U.K., won the special election that he initiated and no other major parties participated in. nyti.ms/4wqbW08
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Imagine being made world famous by standing next to Trump as he falls asleep live on TV
Slumpy Trumpy
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This must be stopped. NOW! He has his hand firmly in Trump's pocket. We cannot let this man influence our country in any way shape nor form. His company is a money pot that needs to be taxed
Do you think Jef Bezos has any idea what he's be buying into if he had ownership at Liverpool.... ? I have no love of the club really but if I was an LFC fan I would be v worried... just look at what he's done to the Washington Post.... thetimes.com/article/78d470c…
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Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais Monty wants you to fuck off, he's busy watching #alleycats
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So erm...Xi has blackmail dirt on Trump?
REPORTER: "President Xi told you that China would not give or sell Iran any weapons and there's a new report that Iran's about to get 400 rocket launchers from China going through Pakistan to Iran." TRUMP: "Well, that would be surprising. I mean, things like that happen, but that would be surprising. He told me very strongly he wouldn't partake, but he knows I'd be quite disappointed."
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Lovely country, Norway. Been there many times. Beautiful cities and scenery, enviable ‘social contract’, unusual food, friendly people, fabulous knitwear. But, bollocks to ‘em.
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Just a bit of friendly fire sir
New footage confirms that an errant Russian surface to air missile was responsible for the tank roof toss at the Moscow Oil Refinery this morning.
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I loved trying to guess who'd they'd be on Stars in your eyes.
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