If you can't enjoy a cold beer with a friend... Just drink two.

Dear Stephen King. Truth is, cheating would not be possible if the Save America Act were already passed. Who does not want the Save America Act passed? Those who plan to cheat in the elections. Every single Senate Democtat voted against the Save America Act. End. Of. Story

One woke activist at a company is but a single stick, but when you have hundreds of activists, it forms a mighty faggot of incompetence.

Seems Legit

No BODYWASH that fake news.

I wonder if I will ever see a good, accurate Resident Evil movie in my lifetime...

Next time someone says abortion is healthcare, just remind them that ICE is just a travel agency 😊

Why don't you ever advocate that when politicians try to violate the 2nd Amendment?

This shit never happened back when it was the Berenstien bears...

“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.”

Heh

wolverine the game sucks

Report: Wolverine Developed Healing Factor To Survive Canadian Healthcare System buff.ly/LNf1Duv

Why is this even controversial?

Could be worse... at least we're not shooting you guys in the neck and celebrating it...

Jason Voorhees saw a sleeping kid and walked away. Lindsay Clancy didn’t. -3 vs +1.

You say Tyler, "... did not pull the trigger..." with such confidence but realistically, you don't know that for certain. You can't know for a fact he didn't. But that isn't the point. That's precisely why I say Candace is evil and a fraud, because even though she can't prove a word of her conspiracy theories (and apparently won't even try, even after getting paid $300K...) she really doesn't have to. All she needs to do is sow seeds of doubt in the public consciousness, and that may be enough to convince a single juror to not convict. Hello mistrial, retrial and acquittal. Then I bet she'd gleefully invite Tyler on her show... First, she said Charlie was shot from underneath via a trap door, then it's an exploding microphone. Next week it'll probably be a secret Mossad miniature drone... Anything but the rifle that belonged to Tyler... She had that steakhouse receipt that she was certain belonged to Tyler because staff saw his image on the news, taken from security footage from UVU campus, which Candace said on her show, didn't even look like Tyler... And now it's, we'll Tyler wasn't at the steakhouse but his debit card was... So much for the positive ID from the staff which made her so confident in the first place... All these claims with zero proof. But, like I said, she doesn't need any. All she has to do is throw enough sewage into the potential Jury pool. So far, it seems like it's working...

The smart one in your family...