America. James Bond. Always Sunny. House Music. Golf. Football. Soccer. Beer. #RollTide #ChooseChill

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Derrick Henry joins Hall-of-Famers Marcus Allen and Marshall Faulk as the only players in NFL history with 40+ Rush TD with 2 different franchises. 👑 Henry now has 136 career TD, tied with Marshall Faulk for 7th most in NFL history. (via @NFL)
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No wipe November. Who else letting it crust up and flake off?
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It's started
If you go to bed on election night and don't know who won a midterm congressional race, that's normal. And if you wake up the next morning and find that a candidate who was behind hours earlier has since pulled ahead, that's normal, too. (via @PolitiFact) to.pbs.org/4zqnWBa
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Brian Kelly interviewing for the @FSUFootball job
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Just found out diarrhea kills over 400,000 Indians every year. what a magnificent civilization
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Just got laid off while dressed as a fucking hotdog
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM for their own PCs is a waste and instead should be saved for data centers "It’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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“trick or treat smell my feet” ughhhh if i HAVE to👀👀👀👀
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There's a little Wicked Weiner in all of us! #HappyHalloween
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75 seconds of memorable Coach Saban moments in honor of his 75th birthday 😂🎉
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3rd and Grubb
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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Love is dead
Bill Belichick, Jordon Hudson Quietly Broke Up Almost a Year Ago tmz.com/2026/10/30/bill-beli…
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Every angle of Dijon Lee's Pick 6 from Saturday's Homecoming win 👀🏟️ #RollTide | @SeatGeek
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You can't.
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FC Augsburg believes it's quite terrible to have 17 other Bundesliga clubs sitting on a bunch of the league's limited supply of points.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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WHO TF ELSE GON BE PROFESSOR X?!?!!
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Pissing outside with your dog is a way better experience than shitting in a litter box with your cat
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