Whether it’s Ken Paxton committing multiple felonies or James Talarico ordering a vegetarian taco, both Texas Senate candidates have troubled pasts.

May 17, 2026 · 11:58 PM UTC

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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Ken has been exonerated from all charges - he is an open book - as investigated and prosecuted as much as President Trump. James Talarico (CIS), on the other hand, has a LOT that of skeletons in his closet that will begin to come out as soon as the runoff is over.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Ahem
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Paxton is a free man, never convicted. Talarico thinks Mary was told she could have an abortion and has been eating vegetarian tacos his entire life.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Every attempt at a "controversy" they have tried on Talarico has made me more confident in him as a candidate. They have nothing
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Replying to @DougJBalloon @RussellFosterTX
As an actual TX resident, I prefer the former educator who is on record in legislation fighting for public schools, civil and body rights over the open and enthusiastically corrupt serial cheater fake Christian who tries to jail women for trying to save their own lives.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Looking at the comments, it’s clear that MAGA is still pro-pedophile.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
This is funny but even funnier is that his taco order is a very standard Austin breakfast taco order. This is stupider than brown suit day.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
I love you Pitchbot, but as a Texan, please don’t call it a vegetarian taco It’s a potato egg and cheese taco
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
According to maga only the vegetable eating taco lover is going to hell.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
LOL. I never thought I'd see the day when internet trolls are forced to defend Paxton, who is arguably one of the worst human beings to walk the ground in Texas. Ask his staff who all quit and accused him of ethical violations. Ask his Wife who has aired ALL his dirty laundry.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon @0liviajulianna
Potato egg and cheese tacos (with salsa!) are my peak comfort food. #VivaTexas #VivaTalarico
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
FELONIES vs taco order?? They are NOT the same! #TeamTalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ

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Replying to @DougJBalloon @SpockNC
DUDE! Slow your roll! I’m a Yankee who’s lived in TX for 30+ years now … a potato, egg and cheese taco is quite normal, and quite delicious - especially with a great taco sauce on it.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon @cindygallop
One fled the state to deny quorum and prevent Trump-mandated redistricting, and the other let off an accused child abuser…tough choices voters have this fall
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Paxton completely exonerated. Had you watched the trial you would know this. Your “paper of record” has lied to you once again.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon @0liviajulianna
Ken was convicted of felonies? Oh right, you’re a liar.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Eggs are not vegetarian idiot. Have you ever seen an egg tree?
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Replying to @DougJBalloon @0liviajulianna
I'll take the taco over the alleged criminal.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Ken Paxton didn’t commit any felonies This is slander and he’s the Texas attorney general. This I would be very careful with
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Potato egg and cheese is a standard breakfast taco order. Yes it happens to be vegetarian. I’ll take the guy who actually has a breakfast taco order.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Has James worn a brown suit yet?
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Paxton hasn't beaten Cornyn yet...
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Replying to @DougJBalloon @TheRickWilson
I’ll take the seminarian who orders potato egg and cheese tacos. My favorite taco. Not the guy who cheated on his wife. Or had felonies.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Ken Paxton was exonerated! He was about as guilty as Trump with the Fake Russia Hoax. Another attack to take down a conservative that’s not owned by the establishment.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Potato, egg and cheese BREAKFAST tacos are not vegetarian. They are a staple of any Texas taco place.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
I’m a meat connoisseur but some of the most random vegan/vegetarian foods be hitting. I found this vegan nuggets (that taste NOTHING like chicken) but are absolutely amazing lol
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Replying to @DougJBalloon @badsdaa
I sure hope James doesnt put on a tan suit!
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Potato egg and cheese is a normal breakfast taco order
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
For what it’s worth potato egg and cheese while technically a vegetarian taco isn’t considered to be a “vegetarian taco” as such its just a normal breakfast taco and a very popular one. It’s like calling a bowl of cereal with milk vegetarian cereal it’s just silly
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Yeah that taco crisis is really critical. Egg and potato taco versus a whore mongering adultery who gives his pedophile friends a slap on the wrist. Close call
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Those felonies were as real as Talarico’s girlfriend.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Ken has been wonderful,especially during the Biden era. Who does not have a splinter in their eye?
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Funny how you don’t mention John Cornyn. The lawsuits were nothing but a witch hunt brought by the swamp like John Cornyn. Your BS only flies on Blue sky.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
Paxton is a man of god. Just ask his wife and mistresses.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
if talarico were vegitarian or vegan i'd donate $40 a month instead of $20 a month i'm doing right now.
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Replying to @DougJBalloon
The amount of people that don’t know about breakfast tacos is crazy 😝 lol
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