I like the Supreme Court but I wouldn’t mind a Pepperoni or even plain Cheese court every now and then

“My brain can’t handle . . .” should’ve been the end of whatever the hell continued to leak out of her head cavern.

This is why France has safe, cheap, non-polluting nuclear power and we don't.

My face when someone says they’re fine with turning America into a Communist shithole because gas is expensive

“At least we taught Republicans a lesson.”

In case anyone needs a reminder of how bad things could be, I've included a video for an example of the type of lunacy that would be running the whole show. You don't even have to listen - just look. Behold:

Apparently half the world’s population lives in Gaza and have been killed.

"wow you're telling me now for the first time"

If you’re a middle-aged creative whose career peaked 10-15 years ago and is hanging by a thread 100% chance you’re going to be decrying the ‘genocide.’

Without social media censorship, "we lose total control". - Hillary Clinton, October 5, 2024

"Polls indicate..." C'mon, bro! Yesterday I ran a poll in which I was irresistible to women and stood astride the globe as an super-sexy intellectual and economic colossus. The poll's statistical accuracy was +/- 100%.

Imagine voting for this because gas is more less what it was a few years ago

One of the most replicable findings in all of American political statistical analysis is that Republicans give significantly more to charity and volunteer more for the poor than democrats do. It's not even close. It has never been close.

Schrodinger's voter: Is both America first and fine with a communist Islamist country.

Senate Republicans want to lose the Senate. They want to just sit around making deals with Democrats and avoiding any accountability for what happens. They want an environment where they can cast fake votes that allow them to look like they’re doing the right thing while getting what they want from Democrats—amnesty, ICE defunding, Trump impeachment. A minority Senate where they can “vote right” but let Democrats get whatever they want is a dream scenario for McConnell and Thune. Don’t let them let get away with it. Vote like your continued existence depends on victory. Because it does. The black pillers will tell you to stay home because nothing matters. But black pilling is gay. And giving puke RINOs what they want is also gay. Don’t give Senate Republicans what they want, which is a Congress entirely run by Democrats. Put them back in charge and then make them miserable by forcing them to show up to work every day to secure the border and reform elections. If you want to make Senate Republicans like McConnell and Thune miserable and angry, vote to keep them in the majority. It is the ultimate revenge for their nonsense.

I would rather vote for the party that gives me 40% of what I want and I can hopefully pressure into more, than a party that will give me 0% of what I want and can never pressure.

You punish bad Republicans in the primaries. You vote to save the country from leftists in the general. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Post of the day!

Finally get to post these. Thanks.

Schrodinger’s Strait of Hormuz: it’s both open and closed all the time.

A single politician can never deliver everything you want, but you MUST be motivated to vote against what you DO NOT want. The DSA is *literally* trying to destroy the country, on purpose, and the Democrat party seem content to allow themselves to be infiltrated by the commies.