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Vale of the Snake Women
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This is important...
Not really, but it's fun, and my stuff is good, so go read it
Short thread of anthologies I've graciously been accepted to contribute to despite myself, if anyone is interested in reading some cool stories about dinosaurs, swordfights, gunfights, hot redheads, and snake women
And also dinosaurs
Man there's a lot of dinosaurs in my work...
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The amount of Christposting in the replies is extremely heartening
Christ is king!
He has risen!
God is over all!
Oh death, where is thy sting?
Oh grave, where is thy victory?
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Wrong
It is God's greatest achievement
Humanity can not, and never will
He already did it
Get saved, retard
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That kid has "LEAD" written all the fuck over him, he just needs more experience and some tricks of the trade
I am willing to invest all kinds of time and effort, even outside of work, to help that young man succeed, because he WANTS to improve and be better
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Much like how the police can't stop a crime they don't know is happening, I can't stop a shady thing if I don't know about it
Now I know
We can correct it
That kid can absolutely go places, & I want to help him do it
Bit zoomer-brained, but he listens to Deftones, so there's hope
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I even tell him that I, by myself, can do this particular job that's taken him ALL DAY (off and on, but still) and he's not even halfway done, in under 2 hours, make my however much money (it's about $30~/hr), and be on to the next bag
So good mentoring session, right?
Right?
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I pass by him today, doing the same job, exactly the way he was doing it yesterday
Same mistakes, same bad method, same slow progress
I give up
I can't help this guy
If you refuse to take the help of someone who knows better, there's no help for you
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So I go through the whole shebang
"Here's why what you're doing is inefficient. You're taking too long on this. You can make electrician wages at this job, even HVAC wages, if you apply yourself."
I go through the whole thing start to finish
Here's how you set up...
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(it was also recommended to me that he needs help, which means, "Get some fucking guys on that job it needs done now")
So I take off my jacket, wade into the thick of it, and teach him a better way
Trying to be like Christ, y'know?
Trying
Not very well, but I am trying
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I'm about ready to give up on one of the guys at work
I have experience, I know the job well, and I've figured out how to do it really efficiently bc I'm autistic and a time trial nerd bc I played A LOT of Crash Bandicoot as a kid
So I see this dude struggling yesterday
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One of you, once upon a time, convinced me to watch American Psycho and I'm still mad about it you bastard you owe me $14.38 and two hours of my life back
I may not remember who you are, cuz acct is kill, but you damn sure know who you are
Pony up
I accept stocks, bonds, and cash
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They called me back and I was forced to deploy more force
If you are cold-calling authors to "publish and market them," you are not a publishing and marketing agency
You are a scammer
Fuck off
Do something with my books, I dare you
I will beat you to death with the courts
Just a notice
If you call me asking to publish my books and provide editing and cover art services
I will make an ass out of you
I know you're a fucking scammer, you piece of shit, and I will absolutely waste your time and lead you on and wonder aloud why you're calling me
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