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walked into cvs and accidentally smiled and said hello to a skeleton bc i thought he was real
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Why doesn’t anyone put jolly ranchers in their lean anymore
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niggas are posting penis in the comments lmfaoooooooo
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Ngl I'd go to therapy if the therapist let me fuck the shit outta her. That's the only way my problems are getting fixed, nigga.
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U go to a girl's house and her dog all in your face, I’m not that mf from yesterday move !
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americans trying to fall asleep:
1 burger.. 2 burger.. 3 burger.....😴💤💤😴💤😴💤honk shoo😴💤🍔💤😴💤😴💤💤🍔💤😴💤💤💤🍔💤😴💤mimimi💤😴💤💤💤💤
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In LA eating $20 bullshit while sharing a table w 2 emo hynas that have bbls
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“two likes isn’t a lot” imagine two french people making electronic music
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Ppl love to say Jesus hung out with prostitutes and tax collectors and forget the part where the hookers stopped hooking and the tax collectors stopped stealing.
The devil is, quite literally, in the (omitted) details.
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I wore Velcro shoes in 6th grade and one of the Black 8th graders saw them and shouted “This nigga got retard shoes on.”
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Coming back to Twitter after a short break and seeing that Grok converted to Christianity was not on my bingo card
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