Space Muppet. Toothpaste factory worker. Cynophobic. Mole killer. Not MAGA but close enough.
Missouri, USA
- Tweets 9,883
- Following 323
- Followers 144
- Likes 818
Pinned Tweet
My new motto in life:
Don’t assume I know what the hell it is you are talking about. I don’t live up in that screwed up mind of yours.
5
140
Having to delete my perfect tweet because I misspelled a word and I am too cheap to pay the monthly fee to rent an edit button…
1
20
Bruh,
Most streaming shows take 2-3 years between seasons now-a-days. It is so bad that a scene like this would not have kept my interest 2 years later - no matter how badass it was.
I can not fathom being in the early 90's, seeing this cliffhanger, and having to wait MONTHS before its resolved.
How did people stand it?
This must've been like, the final boss of edging.
No internet, no spoilers, no online theories.
I wish I was there!
16
Half of my feed is bots trying to convince me that the Star Wars sequels were actually good movies.
Other half is showing 18th Street gang members getting manhandled, asking if this is what I voted for?!?
A bit is Catholics acting like Muslims demanding purity in religion.
1
7
@TheNightAgent_
Started off fine but the wokeness is reeeeeeeealy seeping in.
I take things at a 100 scale.
POTUS is a woman? Fine
VP, white guy, is the bad guy? Fine
Girl boss everywhere? Fine
“Stanford didn’t deserve me” ? Fine
After a while it adds up
2
54
Forgot this one.
When the female SS agent is talking to her mom.
"How could someone who hates this country so much end up working for it?"
"Don't wear that outfit over the holidays! The family won't approve"
Followed up almost immediately with
"I'm so proud of you, dear!"
1
23
Seriously.
Is there anyone from any movie ever made by the MCU (up to that point) that wasn't in that shot?
My god, is this the movie that started that crap?
Was Howard the Duck in there, somewhere?
59
Army CW5 Eric Slover fan retweeted
When your entire experience of cinema is the MCU...
908
642
22,699
427,596
….aaaaand we’re back
The female agent gets all pissy and emotional.
“There is no boss here.”
“We are partners”
“It wasn’t your fault”
He shouldn’t have said that.
2
19
It is always interesting to see 5’1 women act like they can physically dominate or browbeat 6’0 men twice their size.
1
10
“The Marxians love of democratic institutions was a stratagem only, a pious fraud for the deception of the masses. Within a socialist community there is no room left for freedom.”
1
4