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Phil Collins: [boards flight] πΆgonna be Phil Collins in the air tonight
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Phil Collins looks like someone's dad who likes Phil Collins.
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Doctor: [walks into waiting room] Hello and welcome to our completely confidential service for embarrassing ailments. All names are private and we will only communicate in code.
*Points at someone*
Right, Mr Tennis Ball Stuck Up Your Butt, please come with me.
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"fuck around and find out"
- James Bond's entire job description
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Just used my fucking phone as a flyswatter while scrolling Twitter so fuck anyone that says men can't multitask
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My life is fucking easy for several reasons but mostly because I'm pretty fucking smart
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"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world."
- Lucille Ball
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No idea but the fucking moon looks violent...fuckin moon lasers man
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Lifeβs been busy so I havenβt been out here much. Might go and like 20 of your tweets.
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Thanks for DMing me to thank me for the follow and then promptly unfollowing. That was cool.
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Me in 2025 seeing the stereo components I abandoned for streaming services and tiny room speakers:
"I'm assembling a team."
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Oh look, itβs another blue checkmark bro with the worst take imaginable.
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You just can't write a funny format- joke- tweet about touching grass.
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It's almost 3am but I fear the thoughts my brain can have at 3am.
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How to get more likes, RTs and comments:
Be more attractive.
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Can cyclists do us all a favour and cycle late at night when everyone's at home watching TV?
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*googles βhow to stay hydrated but not have to peeβ so I can wear a cute jumpsuit I bought.
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