Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow
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You & I will forever be a Kenny Loggins / Stevie Nicks duet.
Karaoke probably.
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My siblings and I have determined that none of us ever used a car seat. There's a good chance my parents just tossed me in the back seat to take me home from the hospital.
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Honestly the most valuable life skill I have is how much I make myself laugh.
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God bless the man I break my celibacy with he’s going to having nothing left
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Just a reminder that we have to try. Even if what we’re trying doesn’t work out, we have to try…because what if it does work? There is only one way to find out 🩷
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I’m out here with a butterfly net collecting meaningful moments, making up for the ones I let pass me by.
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