It’s still Twitter, it’s still the Skydome & it’s still Lake Ontario.

We could have named our only moon anything. What do we call it? Moon. Good job guys.

The only ring I’m ever putting on a man’s finger is my butthole.

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted strangers on the internet to find me mildly amusing.

pls be possessive, i promise it turns me on

The person who turns you on without touching you is extremely dangerous

“no man wants a woman who…” we don’t care lol.

Do you think everyone has someone that they think more about than they think about them?

"you handled that so well" no, i didn't. i went insane. i lost my spark. i suffered in silence. i didn't ask for help. i shattered alone and wore a smile that lied better than any mask could. i didn't handle it, i survived it because i had no other choice.

Won’t you come and dance in the dark with me

My weakness is a hot nerd, I cannot, I go feral.

I am Canadian 😏

First date idea; archery class.

the real loser is me waiting for a notification like a dog

Disturb me. Keep me updated on everything. Show me your jealous side sometimes. Yap my ear off about the most random things. Spam me with pictures, texts, and little updates. Tell me all about your day, show me your outfit, call me whenever you feel like it. I genuinely love all that clingy, effortless attention it makes me feel included in your world.

nothing hurts more than having a person who makes you feel so special one day, then makes you feels so unwanted the next

accepting the fact that things will never be the same as before

Full moon tomorrow when I’m in peak horny ovulation phase, oh we are in so much trouble.

I’m high as a kite…I just might…stop to check you out.

I like a man who keeps a tube of Icy Hot on him at all times