My general conference companions. Not sure they are listening.

Found Juvenile: Located today 10-02-2026, 3:30pm at 2303 Cleveland at the convenience store. First Name: Will, 3’ 6” 40 lbs, 5 years old If anyone has any information or recognizes the juvenile they are asked to contact our Juvenile Investigations Unit at 816-234-5150 or 911.

It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month in October. Ironically, the mammogram that found my cancer was conducted on Halloween 3 years ago. 3 lumpectomies and a month of radiation, I’m healthy and cancer free. Get your mammograms, ladies. And men, check yourself for lumps as well.

Ok men, has the pumpkin spice thing gone too far? 🤦🏼‍♀️

I think you may lose this one.

Ésto solo lo he visto en los dibujos animadod

God made man in His own image. If God has no body, why did He give you one, and why did Jesus rise with His?

There’s a young Russian man repairing my fridge freezer right now. The sound of a frustrated sigh sounds the same in any language!

It’s been a day. Cleaned out the chicken coop and put in fresh bedding before it rained. Then emptied my fridge and freezer to prepare for the ice maker to be replaced tomorrow. Now I’m the owner of a small coffin.

😂 I have to admit, X has been a lot more entertaining and funny since AI was introduced.

“Profanity is the parlance of the fool. Why curse when there is such a magnificent language with which to discourse?" -Theodore Roosevelt I’ve thought about this a lot lately as I see more and more public figures using profanity to make a point. It seems like they’re trying to demonstrate passion or attract a younger audience. Whatever the case, I think it lessens the impact of what they’re trying to say. There is a time and a place for profanity and it isn’t in public or in professional conversation. It is indeed the “parlance of the fool.”

Morning dog walk

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS?? cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved??? CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single. monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH??? birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about. there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait. squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks. A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES. and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT??? your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to??? the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR. I’M SORRY????? we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

Just a light load for my pickup, er, Honda Accord! 😂

Yes, why waste valuable stomach space for inconsequential additions.

Oh my!🤣🤣🤣

I find myself watching a sleeping dog much like I watched a sleeping baby. They look so peaceful.

Some spotty rain with dramatic clouds.

EVERYBODY HAS A WHITE FRIEND WHO DOES THIS THE SECOND FALL IS COMING 😂🍂 TAG HER. SHE ALREADY KNOWS.