Former Carolina girl, bacon connoisseur, costume designer, retired performing artist, news junkie, altruist, hockey fan, & dirty hippie. Pronouns: y'all/y'all
New England, USA
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Hi. Just me- overstimulated and checking in with two hours left of this trampoline park birthday party...
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Do I need this witchy Stanley for the Halloween season? No. But do I really, really want it???
YES.
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Two things you never want to be doing during a full moon: law enforcement and customer service.
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I got really good for a while at making myself take selfies and making myself feel good enough about myself to post them. Not sure why that stopped. I've hated every picture of myself for almost all of 2026. 😞
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It's strange to me that OCD is classified as a mental health disorder and not neurodivergence.
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New England's relentless need to squirt flavorless blobs of ricotta onto pizzas and sandwiches should be studied.
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If anyone in the Boston area needs a running buddy, let me know. We can meet up for tacos and I'll let you complain about it.
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